F#mE
THEY DON'T DO NO GOODED
THEY NEVER BE WORKIN
DF#mE
WHEN THEY OUGHTA SHOULDEC#m
THEY WASTE YOUR TIMEDBm
THERE WASTIN MINEG#m
CALIFORNIA GOT THE MOST OF THEM
F#m
BOY THEY GOT A HOST OF THEM
{Chorus}
EAB
SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST
AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST
SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST
AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST
THEY GOT THE FLAKES
FLAKES! FLAKES!
F#mE
THEY CAN'T FIX YER BRAKES
ED
YOU ASK THEM "WHERE'S MY MOTOR?"
DF#mE
WELL IT WAS EATEN SNAKES
EC#m
YOU CAN STAB AN SHOOT AN SPIT
DBm
BUT THEY WONT BE FIXIN IT
G#m
THERE LYIN AND LAZY
F#m
THEY CAN BE DRIVIN YOU CRAZY
{Chorus}
TAKE IT AWAY BOB!!!
DEm
I ASKED AS NICE AS I COULDD
IF MY JOB WOULDGAB
SOMEHOW BE FINISHED BY FRIDAY
DEm
WELL THE WHOLE DAMN WEEKENDEm
CAME AND WENT FRANKIED
AN THEY DIDN'T DO NOTHINGGAB
BUT THEY CHARGED ME DOUBLE FOR SUNDAY
DEm
YOU KNOW NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO
D
THEY GONNA CHEAT AN ROB YOU
GA
THEN THEY'LL SEND YOU A BILL
AB
THAT'LL GET YOU SENSES REELINGDEm
AND IF YOU DO NOT PAY
D
THEY GOT COMPUTER COLLECTORS
GA
THAT'LL GET YOU SO CRAZY
B
TIL YOU HEAD'LL GO THROUGH THE CEILING
YES IT WILL
EA B, EAB...ETCE Eaug3rd E
I'M A MORON AN THIS IS MY WIFE
SHE FROSTINGA CAKE WITH A PAPER KNIFE
ALL WHAT WE GOT HERE'S AMERICAN MAKE
IT'S A LITTLE BIT CHEESEY
BUT ITS NICELY DISPLAYED
WELL WE DON'T GET EXCITED WHEN IT
CRUMBLES AND BREAKS
WE JUST GET ON THE PHONE AND CALL SOME FLAKES
THEY RUSH ON OVER AND BREAK IT SOME MORE
AND WE ARE SO DUMB THERE LINING UP AT OUR DOOR
E
WELL THE TOILET WENT CRAZY
AB
YESTERDAY AFTERNOON
EAB
THE PLUMBER HE SAYS NEVER FLUSH A TAMPOON
EAB
THIS GREAT INFO COST ME HALFA WEEKS PAY
E
AND THE TOILET BLEW UP
AB
LATER ON THE NEXT DAY
BLEW UP THE NEXT DAY
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.