C           F 
Here we are once again. 
G7                     C 
Drinking beer with our closest friends. 
                                   F 
Let me tell ya about the prettiest girl I ever saw. 
G7 
Told her I loved her 'n she broke my jaw. 
 
 chorus  
C                                        G7 
I wanted to kiss her but... she wouldn't let me. 
                                         C 
I wanted to hold her but... she wouldn't let me. 
                                         G7 
I wanted to touch her but... she wouldn't let me. 
                      C 
How can I leave her behind. 
 
 verse  
C                     F              
She broke my heart or was it my arm. 
  G7                 C 
I don't remember she hit me so hard. 
                        F 
Well I picked myself up off the floor. 
G7 
Don't know why but I went back for more. 
 
 chorus  
C                                        G7 
I wanted to kiss her but... she wouldn't let me. 
                                        C 
I wanted to see her but... she wouldn't let me. 
                                       G7 
I wanted to do her but... she wouldn't let me. 
                      C 
How can I leave her behind. 
 
 verse  
    C                 F 
But our first date it didn't go well. 
  G7                        C 
I sat in this bar while she sat in jail. 
                                 F 
Seems another man had tried what I had tried. 
G7 
Said what I said 'n he nearly died. 
 
 chorus  
C                                        G7 
I wanted to kiss her but... she wouldn't let me. 
                                         C 
I wanted to grab her but... she wouldn't let me. 
                                       G7 
I wanted to rub her but... she wouldn't let me. 
                      C 
How can I leave her behind. 
 
 verse  
C                 F 
I'm a smart man I tell myself. 
    G7                       C 
I'm probably full of crop but what the hell. 
                      F 
I know I shouldn't pursue that woman. 
            G7 
She's got a face like an angel and an arm like George Foreman. 
 
 chorus  
C                                       G7 
I wanted to kiss her but... she wouldn't let me. 
                                         C 
I wanted to poke her but... she wouldn't let me. 
                                        G7 
I wanted to lick her but... she wouldn't let me. 
                      C 
How can I leave her behind. 
       G7                    C 
I said how can I leave her behind.