(Intro) 
 C G C F C 
 
(Crash) Holy mackerel, there! 
 
(Verse 1) 
C                     F                C 
Hello, wall, I didn't see you standin' there. 
C                       D                G 
Did I hurt you?..boy, I sure did hit you square. 
     F                           C 
Now, one of us is plastered, and I'll let you 
                F       G            C   F C 
guess who..just imagine bumpin' into you. 
 
(Verse 2) 
G    C                                 F 
Hey, walls, (hello, hello) why did you let them 
         C 
move the door? 
C                       D              G 
And the ceilin', why it used to be the floor! 
F                                C 
Someone came while I was out and changed you all 
 
around. 
   F                    G               C   F C 
Or could it be that I'm standin' upside down? 
 
(Bridge) 
     G                                 C 
That chandelier is all lit up, it just took a swing 
 
at me. 
    D                                 G 
And someone put the bathtub where the damn commode 
 
used to be. 
 
(Verse 3) 
       C                                        F 
Hello, wet bed sheet (hello, hello) I think I'd better 
       C 
lay me down. 
C                                D         D7 
You know, I can't sleep, if this bed keeps spinnin' 
G 
round. 
          F 
There's a picture up on the head board, hey, I've 
C 
seen them folks before. 
F                 G                 C     F      C 
Son of a gun, I'm in the house next door (hello, hello.) 
 
(Outro) 
 
(Hello, neighbor, what y'all doin' here in the bed?)