Intro
 D        G        D      A      D 
 
D                       G 
She wanted a mansion on Millionaire Mountain 
D                               A 
I just wanted a shack up in the hills      
    D                        G 
You know what was funny, she thought I had money 
  D             A             D 
I couldn't even pay her water bill           
 
Chorus
  G                          C 
I gave her the ring, and she gave me the finger 
     G                           D 
Said you've just been wastin' my time      
      G                      C 
Yes I gave her the ring, she gave me the finger 
   G         D                     G     C         G 
So I took it back to the five-and- -dime five-and- - 
      D         G 
dime, five-and- -dime        
 
A    D 
         stop for about 2 seconds 
 
  D                            G 
I thought it was cute when she held up her finger 
  D                             A 
I said I think that's the wrong one      
    D                                    G 
She said if you dont have mon, hon, then you are the wrong one 
  D               A         D    G         D 
I said, I'll be a son-of-a- -gun son-of-a- -gun, 
A         D 
son-of-a- -gun        Well 
 
Chorus
  G                          C 
I gave her the ring, and she gave me the finger 
     G                           D 
Said you've just been wastin' my time      
      G                      C 
Yes I gave her the ring, she gave me the finger 
   G         D                     G     C         G 
So I took it back to the five-and- -dime five-and- - 
      D         G 
dime, five-and- -dime        
 
  A                          D 
I gave her the ring, and she gave me the finger 
     A                           E 
Said you've just been wastin' my time      
      A                      D 
Yes I gave her the ring, she gave me the finger 
   A         E                     A    D         A 
So I took it back to the five-and- dime five-and- 
      E 
dime, five-and- A-dime