Verse 1
       Dm 
Finest girl I ever met in my whole life 
F 
Wanted to take her home, make her my wife 
Bb 
Knew she was a freak when she started talking 
A 
She said, "F*ck me like we f*cked Bin Laden" 
Dm              F 
(Ooh woah) That girl was freak 
Bb                                       A 
She said she wanted me to f*ck her harder than the military 
 
Hook
A 
F*cked Bin Laden 
Dm                F 
F*cked Bin Laden, f*cked Bin Laden 
Bb                           A 
She wanted to f*ck me harder than the US government 
F*cked Bin Laden 
 
Verse 2
Dm 
Uh, se was a freaky kind of girl 
F 
Kept up with current events from all around the world 
Bb 
More specifically one event 
    A 
The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head, She said 
Dm 
"Do me like that" 
But I couldn't track the metaphor 
F 
That said, I can see you horny like a stegasaur 
Bb 
That said, again your request is so irregular 
A 
She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door 
Dm 
Then a turban, then a tunic, She said 
F 
"Invade my cave with your special unit" 
        Bb 
I said "He wasn't in a cave", but there was no stopping 
     A 
She demanded that I f*ck her like we 
 
Hook
A 
F*cked Bin Laden 
Dm 
F*cked Bin Laden 
F 
F*cked Bin Laden 
Bb                                A 
She wanted to f*ck me harder than the US government 
F*cked Bin Laden 
 
Verse 3
Dm                   F 
This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax 
Bb                                   A 
With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden 
Dm 
You're harboring a fugitive (that ass) 
F 
My justice will be punitive (I'ma smash) 
Bb 
Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro 
A 
She tried to negotiate, I said thats a no-no 
Dm 
Now I'm creeping in her bed room like go-go 
F 
She tells me to go low then looks down and tells me that I gotta 
Bb                      A 
"Terrorize that pussy", "Gotta terrorize that pussy" 
    Dm 
So I did it, improvised some crazy shit 
F 
Seal Team 69 s*xecuting the hit 
Bb 
She said "Now you've finished me off, throw my body in the ocean" 
   A 
I yell "Geronimo" and took some pictures for posting 
Dm 
The President called, he said "Congratulations Conner" 
        F 
I said "Mr. President to what do I owe this honor?" 
   Bb 
He said "Come give me the deets in the White House Garden 
          A 
I gots to know how you f*cked her like we 
 
Hook
A 
F*cked Bin Laden" 
Dm 
F*cked Bin Laden 
F 
F*cked Bin Laden 
Bb                                       A 
I still can't say that I see the appeal, but she wanted me to f*ck her like we f*cked 
Bin Laden 
Dm 
Ohh this girl insisted that 
F 
The way we did it was merciless and exact 
Bb 
Just like the now world famous attack that f*cked 
A 
Osama Bin Laden