Intro DM7 Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah A E Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah DM7 Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah A E Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah DM7 Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah A E Yeah yeah yeah no no DM7 Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah A E B Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (jam) Verse DM7 Summertime in the city A E And everybody's having s*x DM7 A E You know I just got a page from a girl that I met last week at the Payless (ShoeSource) DM7 A E I also have a cutie to call who likes the way I knock on her boots DM7 Well let's help them back Let's handle that In two-to-six hours, A E We'll meet back here and regroup Now let's shoop DM7 Roll up to her crib with some Bartles & James A E Hop off the buss with the Alizé DM7 Now hold up player, whatchu diggity-doing here? A B I should diggity-ask you the same (then she sang) E5 Hey, boys I want you both A C#m I hope that you think that's cool (Say word?) E N.C. I know most guys won't freak together But she forgot about the Golden Rule — a huh huh Chorus A It's OK to put us in a three-way E C#m It's not gay when it's in a three-way A With a honey in the middle there's some leeway E C#m The area's grey in a one, two, three-way Verse DM7 Normally, I don't get down with dudes A E But tonight is a special exception (Great) DM7 See you're my best friend through thick and thin A E Now it's time to make a triple connection (lights off) Bridge A E B Here in the dark (Here in the dark) It's hard to tell (So hard to tell) A E B Where her body ends (La la) And my homie's begins (Ew wee) A E B This rule dates back (The Golden Rule) To ancient Greece (He's talkin' about Cesar) A E We're two Jack Trippers and a Chrissy B N.C. The new Three's Company Chorus A It's OK to put us in a three-way E C#m It's not gay when it's in a three-way A With a honey in the middle there's some leeway E C#m The area's grey in a one, two, three-way Interlude N.C. Fellas. Get ready. To impress a chick Helicopter dick, go! Hellicopter dick. Helicopter dick To impress a chick chick Helicopter dick Chorus A And all of that was OK 'Cuz it was in a three-way E C#m It's quite clear when you see the instant replay (boom) A "Maybe two is enough" that's what they'll say E A But we'll say, "Hell no." It's a one, two, three-way N.C. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (the golden rule)