Verse
C 
Friendship is rare, do you know what im saying to you, 
Am 
Friendship is rare. 
C 
My derriere, when you find out much later that they 
Am 
Dont really care. 
 
Chorus
A#           F            C 
It's rare to me, cant you see. 
A#           F            C 
It's rare to me, cant you see. 
 
Verse
C 
Oh shit there's a bear, could you hand me that shotgun buddy 
Am 
Also that chair? 
C 
We're fighting a bear, now your life's in great danger and you 
Am 
Don't even care. 
 
Chorus
A#           F            C 
It's rare to me, cant you see. 
A#           F            C 
It's rare to me, cant you see. 
 
Bridge
A# open       A# 
It's rare to me, 
A# open           A# 
Say a prayer for me, 
          A#      D#     C         F  Fsus  F  Fsus 
Cause its rare to me and Tenacious D 
 
Chorus 2
C                                        B  C  B  C  B 
Friends will be friends, they're running naked in the sand. 
C                                  B  C  B  C  B 
Friends holding hands will someday surely form a band. 
C                                     D 
Friends will be friends they say that friends are friends to the bitter end. 
 
Bridge 2
E 
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends. 
E 
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends. 
 
Chorus 2
C                                        B  C  B  C  B 
Friends will be friends, they're running naked in the sand. 
C                                  B  C  B  C  B 
Friends holding hands will someday surely form a band. 
C                                     D 
Friends will be friends they say that friends are friends to the bitter end. 
 
Outro
E 
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends. 
(Eb, acappella) 
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends, yeah.