G Bartender, let me tell ya a story it starts like this G It was in this bar a year ago I guess C G A cocky Texas boy from Abilene D C G Yeah in walked this woman Ive never seen G Yeah she was sittin right over there G With her black roots showin through her bleached blond hair C G And I walked up and did something I shouldn’t done D C G I opened my mouth when I shoulda turned and run Chorus G C I said if youre looking, im thinking G C Youd look better if I was drinkin G D Alcohol impairs my judgement some how G C When I drink I stick my foot in my mouth G C Hope I don’t say this out loud G But I bet ya looked good twenty pounds ago D G Or even better, ten beers from now G Well she reached up and she gave me a slap G Then she sat back and started to laugh C G As I fell over a chair and I hit the floor D C G Yeah I was crawling back sayin baby don’t want no more Chorus G She said, you shouldn’t talk about no one else G You aint much of a prize yourself C G Slim fast hasn’t done a thing for you D C G Boy ive bet you’ve bitten off more than you can chew G She said if youre looking……. C Yeah soon we discovered G Though we weren’t attracted to eachother A Alcohol is a wonderful thing D D7 And we became inebriated lovers G C And we were looking and we were thinking G C Wed both look better if we were drinkin…
