Intro
N.C. 
Old Bay 
Old Bay 
Old Bay 
Old Bay 
1, 2, 3, 4! 
 
Verse 1
A 
If you're from Baltimore 
A 
Then you know the score 
D                 C 
Everything tastes better 
       G          A 
With a little Old Bay 
 
Verse 2
A 
Put it on crabs, chips, and fries 
A 
Nuggets, pretzels 
    D 
The eyes of the guy you despise 
C                   G     A 
Leave him blind but tasty! 
 
Chorus
A                      Dm 
Put it on anything and everything 
Dm              A 
Put it on everything! 
 
Verse 3
A 
I got a cut on my hand 
A                   D 
I mean I cut off my hand 
D 
Put some Old Bay on it 
C       G                A 
And now it's a crab claw 
 
Verse 4
A 
Now I'm one with the sea 
A                  D 
But I can't do laundry 
D                      Dm 
My mother doesn't love me 
                        A 
And I can't practice law 
 
Verse 5
A 
I lost my house and my friends 
A                  D 
Got no money to spend 
D                      Dm 
This crab claw is the end 
         A 
Of my future 
 
Verse 6
A 
I end up in an alley 
A 
Super cold and lonely 
Dm 
But who's that? Willoughby? 
Dm 
The founder of McCormick?! 
 
Verse 7
A 
My vision gives me a tin 
A 
My new life will now begin 
    Dm 
Old Bay cleansing me from sin 
Dm 
Old Bay is my religion 
 
Verse 8
A 
Now I preach Chesapeake 
A 
Go on corners just to speak 
    Dm 
The Gospel of McCormick: 
Dm 
PUT IT ON EVERYTHING!! 
 
Outro
N.C. 
Put it on everything! 
Old Bay