Verse 1
G 
It's time, it's time to get good at darts 
            Em               F                 C 
I've always wanted to, but never wanted to work hard 
                           G 
At getting good, just like bowling and chess 
           Am                             G 
I want the sk*ll but have no willpower to do all the rest 
            G                            Em 
But now I'm home and social distancing and everything's fine 
           G 
I have the time to focus on darts during this quarantine 
        C                                 G 
And I'm finding all the moves and all the tricks of the trade 
         Am                                  A         G 
I didn't know that you could throw a dart so many dang ways 
 
There's: 
 
Bridge
    G 
The Standard, the Quarterback, the 180 Chuck 
        Em 
The Vin Diesel, Tweeze, and Weasel, and the 12 Point Buck 
                                             D 
The Christmas Tree, the Ctrl Z, and the You, Me, and Dupree (Oh wow) 
    G 
The Hinge and the Ninja— 
    N.C. 
The Ninja is an advanced technique that should not be attempted by amateur dartsmiths 
 
Verse 2
     C           E           Em 
It's time to get good at the darts 
     G             C                         G 
It's time for everyone to get good, not just me, but you too 
    C                           D#           C# 
The chancellor of darts has now made their decree 
          Bm                         Em        D 
That everyone on this Earth has dart proficiency 
                                     F            D 
The future is coming and soon it's a world of the dart 
             G   Em   C 
It's time to get good at darts 
Fm                       C 
It's time to get good at darts 
                     Fm          G 
And it's time to get good at the darts 
          C 
It's time to get good at the darts 
     Dm                    F 
It's time to get good, get good at darts 
C 
(It's time to get good at darts) 
G             D#              C 
(It's time to get good at the darts) 
 
Interlude
(for the chords in the interlude, refer to the second half of verse 2 - they are played simultaneously.) 
By the year 2053, all communication will be done via dartboard 
 
There is no poverty or famine, there is only darts 
 
The world has moved past the need for currency 
 
Criminal activities have long since ceased 
 
War is just a whisper in the memories of those who can recall a time before the Dartening 
 
This future can become a reality, so long we can understand that the time has finally come 
 
The time to get good at darts 
 
Outro
N.C. 
Oh, come on!