Verse
D9 
I’m not superstitious 
F#7 
But I am afraid to prune my money tree 
G 
It’s just that it’s the only plant 
          Gm7                                D9 
I’ve ever had that’s seemed to actually grow healthily 
                                F#7 
And though I know wealth is not affected by a plant on my shelf 
     G7 
If I take my chances and my finances 
D9                                      G 
Coincidentally fail while my money tree dies 
                G7 
Right before my eyes then my mind will 
Bm7/G 
Think those things coincided causally 
F#m/A                                   D 
But my tree needs pruning or else it’ll grow too wild 
                                  A/F# 
And if I do it right then I could propagate it 
                      Bm7/G 
So why’ve I waited to prune this tree? 
 
Outro
 
"Maybe I shouldn't have done that."