Intro Riff 1
Satan’s dog, is at the front door I’m giving her a biscuit 
I can’t cope, with a petty modern life 
you blink and then you’ve missed it 
 
Intro Riff 2                               Intro Riff 1 x2
Everything is shit except my friendship with you, with you 
 
Chorus
 
D (4 fast strums) 
 
e|-1-3-----1-3-------------| 
B|----1-3-----1-3----------| 
G|-------------------------| (Riff 3) 
D|------------------3—5\3--| 
A|-------------------------| 
E|-------------------------| 
 
D (4 fast strums) 
    Everything is shit except my friendship with 
  G   Em   C   D    G    Em   C   D 
you 
 
Verse 2
 
Intro Riff 1
I went out, I went to the party, had a bunch of beers 
I came home, I opened up about my lifestyle ended up in tears. 
 
Intro Riff 2                               Intro Riff 1 x1
Everything is shit except my friendship with you, with you 
 
Intro Riff 1
I sleep in drooling on the bed sheets, hungover again 
You work hard, and when I roll over I see you now and then 
 
Intro Riff 2                               Intro Riff 1 x2
Everything is shit except my friendship with you, with you 
 
Chorus 2
 
D (4 fast strums) 
 
e|-3-1---------------| 
B|-----3-1-----------| 
G|---------2-1-0-----| (Riff 4) 
D|---------------3---| 
A|-----------------4-| 
E|-------------------| 
 
D (4 fast strums) 
    Everything is shit except my friendship with 
  G   Em   C   D    G    Em   C   D 
You,                 with you... 
 
Bridge
G           Em             C                 D 
Fruit falls on my head and I don’t discover anything at all 
X4 
 
G              G     G     G 
  At all, at all 
 
Outro
 
Intro Riff 2                               Intro Riff 1 x 3
Everything is shit except my friendship with you