Intro:   C(2)  D(2)   A(4) 
 
Verse 1
C    D      A 
Hear me out your royal highness 
C    D      A 
I can k*ll them all with kindness 
C    D      A 
I won’t cause you any trouble 
C    D      A 
When you wake in the  
C    D      A(1) 
Middle of the night 
 
Chorus (play with riff at the bottom of this tab)
 
        C  D      A 
A good life is the best revenge x3 
        C  D   A 
You can get 
 
Intro
 
Verse 2
C    D   A 
I will stroke my fleshy fingers 
C    D   A 
On this cardboard box of matches 
     C    D   A 
But I won’t cause you any trouble 
          C           D      A(1) 
When you wake in the middle of the night 
 
Chorus
 
Solo  C  D    A     x4
 
Bridge
        G             D/F# 
I made plans with my firearms  
          F            C 
and got quotes from a plague of rats 
          G            D/F# 
I wished harm with the holy ghost  
          F            E7 
but I know that I will never get you back 
 
Intro  with this riff
 
(from nut not from capo) 
e|---------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------| 
G|--10p8------------8-10-10p8------| 
D|------10p8----8h10---------h10---| 
A|---------------------------------| 
E|---------------------------------| 
 
Chorus x2
(last chorus sounds A bit more C/G  D/F#   A/E)