Intro (G, Bm, Am, G) 
 
                                Am      
   I guess it's something in my brain 
 D                            G    D/F# Em 
   I need whiskey to ease the pain 
                         C         
   But it's early in the morning 
 D                      G    Bm Am G 
   and I'm feeling bad again 
                   C          
   But if you ever loved me 
 D                      G   D/F# Em 
   you'll go easy on me now 
                      A7                               
   Fix me up a cup of coffee  
                             D                        
   and in a while I'll come around 
                                  Am      
   I think I'll spend the dogfood money 
 D                            G    D/F# Em 
   but he'll love me just the same 
                             C      
   But if you really love me baby 
 D                                 G     Bm Am G 
   Help me scrape the mucus off my brain