Eb/G       Fm/Ab  
I go to parties  
Ab                   Bb  
Head straight to the bathroom  
Eb/G           Fm/Ab  
Sit there for half an hour  
Ab            Bb  
Listen to the queue forming  
Eb  Fm  Ab              Bb  
        I Listen to the queue forming  
Eb/G      Fm/Ab  
I rise to meet them  
Ab          Bb  
Steeled for action  
        Eb/G        Fm/Ab  
but the women are empowered  
       Ab                 Bb  
with a strange and brutal hatred for me  
  
  
Cm              Eb  
Why doesnt Andy talk on stage?  
Ab                    Fm      Ab  
Why doesn't Andy act his age?  
Cm                     Eb  
Why are the birds all in my dreams?  
Fm                         Ab  
Why won't Stevie listen to me?