Verse 1
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Fat conference women 
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Clap return of glass house 
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And the Arabs have it made 
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Oil is women in veils, eyes glazed 
 
Chorus
E 
 Second Dark Age. Death of the USA 
E 
 Return of the family 
E 
 The scooter cabbages 
 
Verse 2
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And the commune crapheads    sit and whine 
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While the common near my birthplace   is now a police college 
 
Chorus
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It's a second dark age 
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No Psalm Sunday or any day 
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The city is dead 
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Bust. Ghost-dance rite. Tepid 
 
Verse 3
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I could join a pray-peace group 
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Spy in Norway 
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Cause groups can change the world 
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And meet Ms. Fjord and Benny.* 
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"Hi I am Benny 
 
Chorus
E 
Go where the brave prance 
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No Czechoslovak food queues are a party, fool 
 
Verse 4
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A mediocre anti-Jew 
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And single people are screwed 
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In the Second Dark Age 
 
Chorus
       E 
In the Second Dark Age 
     E 
I am Roman Totale, 17 
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The bastard offspring 
   E 
Of Charles I and the Great God Pan