Verse 1
G G              B B      C C  Cm  G G               B B        Em Em      C C 
Every girl from here to Soho    loves to tell me things I don't know 
     G G            B B         C C        Cm Cm  D 
It's beautiful and smart, and no good for me, at all 
 
Verse 2 (with piano)
G G                  B B    C C 
All your boyfriends go to film school 
Cm Cm  G G       B B       Em Em 
   Nathan was in plays in high school (How 'bout that?) 
C C  G G           B B       C C  Cm Cm 
    Me I'm gonna play the imbecile who, 
D 
Who keeps choosing you, even though you're bipolar and you're selfish! 
 
I hate you! AHHHHHH! 
 
Chorus
G      B    C           Cm    G          B      Em            C          G 
Everyone is better than me, I think everyone is better than, better than me 
      B     C            Cm          D 
Everyone is better than, better than me, heyay 
 
(Piano Part) 
 
Bridge
E            D#          D           C# 
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhh 
C                  G                   C             G 
    Baaaba badaaaa daaaaaaaaaaa (solo) Baaba badaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaaa (solo) 
C                  G                   C             G 
    Baaaba badaaaa daaaaaaaaaaa (solo) Baaba badaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaaa (solo) 
D 
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh 
 
G G  B B  C C  Cm Cm  x2 
 
Verse 3 (no guitar)
 
Look what you've done, now I'm a mess. Today I even thought I'd wear a dress 
                                                D 
It's beautiful, so smart and no good for me, at all 
D 
Yeah! 
 
Chorus
 
G      B    C           Cm    G                 B         C      Cm 
Everyone is better than me, I think, throw your hands out if you agree with 
G        B      C            Cm   G          B      C 
me, everyone is better than me, I think everyone is better than, 
 
            G  B  C  Cm 
Better than me 
            G  B  C  Cm 
Better than me 
 
Oh!