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I once was a happy man of sound and stable mind 
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Then my neighbour got a dog 
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He put a ribbon on its head to make it cute 
C            Am            G     C 
But it still looked like a chihuahua 
 
   F      C       G                C 
He had me over to watch it sit and beg 
   F      C        Am              G 
It bit my knee and made love to my leg 
C            Am                F          C 
Now it barks all the night and all of the day 
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Whenever it's not peeing on my lawn 
 
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C            Am           F                C 
I didn't get to sleep last night till very late 
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The stupid dog barked and grrred 
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I woke up late and ran to catch the bus 
C            Am            G     C 
But I slipped on a turd 
 
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I was certain it wasn't one of mine 
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With that the dog had crossed over the line 
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I wanted to exterminate it and all its kind 
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From my lovely little suburb 
 
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          C 
I'm gonna k*ll the dog next door 
 
Ain't gonna bark anymore 
F 
Cause this is judgment day 
    G 
The little runt has got to pay 
 
        C 
No more turds on my lawn 
 
That stupid mutt will soon be gone 
F 
I'm gonna k*ll k*ll k*ll 
G 
K*ll k*ll k*ll k*ll that dog 
 
  F              G             C 
I see the little monster in my garden 
G                          C 
So I grab an axe and off I go 
F     G              C 
And I try my best to get it 
Am                       G 
All I do is sever my big toe 
 
  F              G             C 
My neighbour comes outside to calm me 
G                          C 
He says his dog and me should just be friends 
   F               G            C      Am 
He puts his little pet in my forgiving hands 
F                           G 
Then it starts to bite so I strangle it with all my might 
 
          C 
I'm gonna k*ll the dog next door 
 
Ain't gonna bark anymore 
F 
Cause this is judgment day 
    G 
The little runt has got to pay 
 
        C 
No more turds on my lawn 
 
That stupid mutt will soon be gone 
          F 
I'm gonna k*ll k*ll k*ll 
     G 
K*ll k*ll k*ll k*ll that dog 
 
  F              G             C 
Now the stupid mutt's in doggie heaven 
G                          C 
I strangled it to death and now I'm free 
F     G              C 
But my trouble ain't quite over 
Am                       G 
My neighbour called the cops on me 
 
  F              G             C 
I end up at the police station 
G                          C 
Where I am told that I must pay 
F     G              C 
A three hundred dollar fine 
Am                       G 
Wow what a great value I think I'll k*ll my neighbour too 
 
C 
I'm gonna k*ll the guy next door 
 
Won't call the cops anymore 
  F 
I never liked him anyway 
      G 
Three hundred isn't much to pay 
 
C 
There are turds on my lawn 
 
They must be his, his dog is gone 
    F 
I'm gonna k*ll k*ll k*ll k*ll k*ll k*ll k*ll 
 
K*ll k*ll k*ll k*ll k*ll k*ll 
     G 
K*ll k*ll k*ll k*ll k*ll that guy 
 
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