A5       C5        G5       Bb5 / / / A5 G5 / A5 / 
Have you lost your place? 
A5        C5      G5 
I wore my doormat face. 
A5        C5       G5       Bb5 / / / A5 G5 / A5 / 
I hung my this or that. 
A5        C5      G5 
I laid my welcome mat. 
  
  
{Main riff} 
If I'm your oyster, where's the war? 
You leave me gasping, tattered and torn. 
I know you can't find a fork. 
I am just a little acorn. 
  
Well, acorns grow to mighty trees. 
You've got sauce, but you don't have knees. 
Now look who's asking pretty please. 
I lay defeated. 
  
  
A5       C5        G5       Bb5 / / / A5 G5 / A5 / 
Have you lost your place? 
A5        C5      G5 
I wore my doormat face. 
A5        C5       G5       Bb5 / / / A5 G5 / A5 / 
I hung my this or that. 
A5        C5      G5 
I laid my welcome mat. 
  
{Bridge}:       D----|C--B-A|  4 Times 
  
{Main riff} 
Call your bathroom friends around. 
I will fake a little frown. 
I will be your little clown, 
easily defeated. 
  
Yeah, shut the door and open wide. 
seconal and astroglide. 
f*ck with me and traumatize. 
don't you see I love your hide? 
  
All the beauty that's trapped inside. 
Can't you see I love your hide. 
Can't you see I love your hide. 
Can't you see it? 
  
  
A5       C5        G5       Bb5 / / / A5 G5 / A5 / 
Have you lost your place? 
A5        C5      G5 
I wore my doormat face. 
A5        C5       G5       Bb5 / / / A5 G5 / A5 / 
I hung my this or that. 
A5        C5      G5 
I laid my welcome mat. 
  
A5       C5        G5       Bb5 / / / A5 G5 / A5 / 
Have you lost your place? 
A5        C5      G5 
I wore my doormat face. 
A5        C5       G5       Bb5 / / / A5 G5 / A5 / 
I hung my this or that. 
A5        C5      G5 
I laid my welcome mat.