Intro
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Verse
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There was a love affair in this building 
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The kind of love affair 
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That every respectable building must keep as a legend 
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   Slowly   festering through an innocent "By the way, 
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have you heard?" 
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He was perfect except for the fact that he was an engi- neer 
  
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And mothers       pre - fer     doctors 
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And law  -   awyers 
  
Interlude
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Verse
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Yet despite this imperfection 
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He was clean-looking and respectable-looking 
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And you'll never find a mother 
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Who doesn't appreciate a natural man 
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   So he grew healthy aloe  vera plants by the window 
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Healthy teeth in his mouth 
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Healthy hair on his head 
  
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  He  grew  heal- thy     wavy brown hair on his head 
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The kind, the kind that babies always  go for 
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With sticky little fingers 
  
Outro
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