INTRO: D D Well I was talking last night G D Magneto and Titanium Man D We were talking about you, babe D They said G6 Bm You were involved in a robbery G D Bb7 D G D Bb7 That was due to happen at a quarter to three D In the main street D I didn't believe them G D Magneto and Titanium Man D But when the Crimson Dynamo finally assured me D Well, I knew G6 Bm You were involved in a robbery G D Bb7 D G D Bb7 That was due to happen at a quarter to three D In the main street D So we went out G D Magneto and Titanium Man D And the Crimson Dynamo came along for the ride G6 Bm We went to town with the library G D Bb7 D G D Bb7 And we swung all over that long tall bank D In the main street A Well there she were and to my despair Gmaj7 She's a five-star criminal breaking the code A Gmaj7 Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo A Magneto said, Now the time has come Gmaj7 To gather our forces and run A7sus4 Oh no, this can't be so D And then it occurred to me Gmaj7 You couldn't be bad D Magneto was mad Gmaj7 Titanium too D C G D C G And the Crimson Dynamo just couldn't cut it no more D You were the law G6 Bm We went to town with the library G D Bb7 D G D Bb7 And we swung all over that long tall bank D In the main street A Well there she were and to my despair Gmaj7 She's a five-star criminal breaking the code A Gmaj7 Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo A Magneto said, Now the time has come Gmaj7 To gather our forces and run A7sus4 Oh no, this can't be so D And then it occurred to me Gmaj7 You couldn't be bad D Magneto was mad Gmaj7 Titanium too D C G D C G And the Crimson Dynamo just couldn't cut it no more D You were the law