Intro
Dm   A# 
    (What is that up in the sky?) 
F    C 
         (Owww!) 
 
Chorus
Dm 
Hailing taquitos 
     A# 
It’s hailing taquitos 
F 
At the park, over the yard 
C 
Put on your bike helmet ’cause they’re coming down hard 
 
Dm 
Hailing taquitos 
     A# 
It’s hailing taquitos 
F 
Guacamole, sour cream 
C 
Is it nightmare or is it a 
 
Verse
Dm 
dream? (Is it a dream?) 
        A# 
They’re crunchy and they’re 
F 
fried (so fried) 
            C 
And they’re falling from the sky 
          Dm 
(from the sky) 
    A# 
You might want to stay in 
  F 
Inside (Lookout!) 
C 
(Owww, my eye!) 
 
Bridge
Dm 
(News flash! Important information) 
A# 
(Taquito’s coming down all over nation) 
F 
(Portland, Denver, Austin, Poughkeepsie) 
N.C. 
(It’s a Taquito apocolypse-y) 
 
Chorus
Dm 
Hailing taquitos 
     A# 
It’s hailing taquitos 
F 
Run for cover, don’t be slow 
        C 
There’s beef, and chicken, and potato 
 
Dm 
Hailing taquitos 
     A# 
It’s hailing taquitos 
F 
Corn tortillas rolled up tight 
C 
Coming down fast with no end in 
 
Verse
Dm 
sight (no end in sight) 
        A# 
They’re greasy and they’re 
F 
hot (so hot) 
          C 
They keep falling from the sky 
              Dm 
(they keep on falling) They’re kind of 
A# 
pointy so they hurt a 
F 
Lot (Dude, watch out!) 
C 
(Oww, my other eye! Oh, why?!?!) 
 
Instrumental
Dm   A#           F                              C 
         (What is that?) (It’s the Tacobot Three Thousand!) 
                     Dm                      A# 
(He’s shooting the taquitos with his taco ray) 
                                F                      C 
(And turning them into harmless tacos) (We’re saved!) (Hooray!) (It’s a miracle) 
 
Chorus
Dm 
Hailing taquitos 
     A# 
It’s hailing taquitos 
F 
(beef, chicken,) 
C 
(potato, cheese) 
 
Dm 
Hailing taquitos 
     A# 
It’s hailing taquitos 
F 
(beef, chicken,) 
C 
(potato, cheese) 
 
Outro
Dm                         A# 
(Once again, thanks to the Tacobot 3000,) 
   F                    C         N.C.                       Dm 
(humanity was saved. Or was it?) (Owww, my first eye again!)