Intro:  F  E  F  E 
 
Verse: 
 
F     E               F          E 
Hello toilet trained, come on in 
F       E         F          E 
Floyd observes my hairy chin 
F         E                   F           E 
"Sit down in the chair, don't be afraid." 
F            E     F     E 
Steaming hot towel on my face 
 
Chorus: 
 
C#    A     C     G# 
                      I was 
C#    A     C     G# 
sha-A-A-A-A-A-A-ved,  I'm 
C#    A     C     G# 
asha-A-A-A-A-A-A-med, I was 
C#    A     C     G# 
sha-A-A-A-A-A-A-ved,  I'm 
C#    A     C     G# 
asha-A-A-A-A-A-A-med 
 
Main riff twice 
 
Verse 2: 
 
Something indecipherable in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume 
They take turns and cut me up 
I die smothered, Andy's not 
 
Chorus 
 
Solo: 
 
E -----------------------------------------------------| 
B -----------------------------------------------------| 
G -----------------------------------------------------| 
D -----------------------------------------------------| 
A ---------0-1-3-3-1-0--------------0-1-3-3-1-0--------| 
E -1-1-0-1-------------3-1--1-1-0-1-------------3-1----| 
 
Main riff twice 
 
Verse 3 
 
Chorus