Intro A G/B D x2 Verse 1 A G Michael Rennie was ill the day the Earth stood still F E But he told us where we stand A G And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear F E Claude Rains was the invisible man A G Then something went wrong for Fay Wray and King Kong F E They got caught in a celluloid jam A G Then at a deadly pace it came from outer space F E And this is how the message ran: Chorus D E A F#m Science fiction, double feature D E A F#m Doctor X will build a creature D E A F#m See androids fighting Brad and Janet D E A F#m Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet D6 D Whoa-oh-oh ooh-ho-ho-hoh, D E At the late night double feature picture... Interlude A G D A G/B D show. Verse 2 A G I knew Leo G Carroll was over a barrel F E When Tarantula took to the hills A G And I really got hot when I saw Janette Scott F E Fight a triffid that spits poison and k*lls A G Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes F E And passing them used lots of sk*ll A G But when worlds collide, said George Pal to his bride F E I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills, like a ... Chorus D E A F#m Science fiction, double feature D E A F#m Doctor X will build a creature D E A F#m See androids fighting, Brad and Janet D E A F#m Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet D6 D Whoa-oh-oh ooh-ho-ho-hoh, D E A F#m At the late night double feature picture show. I wanna go D6 D Whoa-ooh-ho-ho-hoh, D E A F#m To the late night double feature picture show - by R-K-O D6 D Whoa-ooh-ho-ho-hoh, D E A F#m To the late night double feature picture show, in the back row D6 D Ahh ah, a-ho-hoh, D E A To the late night double feature pic... ture... show __________________________________________________________________ "DAMN IT JANET" - Capo on 3rd / Transpose -3 - Autoscroll +0.4 Intro Bb Hey Janet - Yes, Brad I've got something to say - Uh huh Dm I really loved the sk*llful way Eb F You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet - Oh, Brad Brad Verse Bb Dm Gm The river was deep but I swam it, Janet Bb Dm/A Gm The future is ours so let's plan it, Janet Bb Dm/A Gm So please don't tell me to can it, Janet Bb Dm/A I've one thing to say and that's Gm Eb Ab F Damn it, Janet, I love you Bb Dm Gm The road was long but I ran it, Janet Bb Dm/A Gm There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, Janet Bb Dm/A Gm If there's one fool for you then I am it, Janet Bb Dm/A I've one thing to say and that's Gm Eb Ab F Damn it, Janet, I love you Chorus Eb F7 Bb Bb7 Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker Eb F7 Bb Bb7 There's three ways that love can grow Eb F7 Bb Gm That's good, bad, or mediocre Eb F7 Oh, J-a-n-e-t, I love you so Janet Verse Bb Dm Gm Oh it's nicer than the one Betty Munroe had, oh, Brad Bb Dm/A Gm Now we're engaged and I'm so glad, oh, Brad Bb Dm/A Gm That you've met Mom and you know Dad, Bb Dm/A I've one thing to say and that's Gm Eb Ab F Brad, I'm mad, for you too Chorus Eb F Bb Bb7 Oh, Brad - Oh damn it Eb F Bb Bb7 I'm mad - Oh, Janet Eb F Bb Gm For you - I love you too Eb F7 There's one thing left to do, hoo-hoo Brad Verse Bb Dm Gm And that's go see the man who began it, Janet Bb Dm/A Gm When we met in his science exam-it, Janet Bb Dm/A Gm Made me give you the eye and then panic, Janet Bb Dm/A Now I've one thing to say and that's Gm Eb Ab F Damn it, Janet, I love you Chorus Eb F Eb F Damn it, Janet - Oh, Brad, I'm mad Eb F Bb Damn it, Janet - - I love you __________________________________________________________________ "OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE" - No Capo - Autoscroll +0.3 Verse 1 E In the velvet darkness E/D Of the blackest night A Burning bright Am E There's a guiding star C# F# B No matter what or who you are Chorus A/B B E There's a light E Over at the Frankenstein place A There's a light Am Burning in the fireplace E C# There's a light, light F# B E A/E E A/E E A/E E A/E In the darkness of everybody's life Bridge E G#m The darkness must go C#m Down the river of nights dreaming E G#m Flow morphia slow C#m Let the sun and light come streaming C#m B A Into my life A/B B Into my life Chorus A/B B E There's a light E Over at the Frankenstein place A There's a light Am Burning in the fireplace E C# There's a light, light F# B E In the darkness of everybody's life __________________________________________________________________ "THE TIME WARP" Riff-Raff-Verse A B It's astounding, time is fleeting G D A Madness takes its toll A B But listen closely, not for very much longer G D A I've got to keep control A B I remember doing the Time Warp G D A Drinking those moments when A B The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling F C G D A Let's do the time warp again... F C G D A Let's do the time warp again! Narrator Pre-Chorus N.C. E It's just a jump to the left A And then a step to the right N.C. E With your hands on your hips A You bring your knees in tight D A But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane, Chorus F C G D A Let's do the Time Warp again! F C G D A Let's do the Time Warp again! Magenta-Verse A B It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me G D A So you can't see me, no not at all A B In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention G D A Well-secluded, I see all A With a bit of a mind flip B You're into the time slip G D A And nothing can ever be the same A B You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation Chorus F C G D A Let's do the Time Warp again! F C G D A Let's do the Time Warp again! Columbia-Bridge A Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think A When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink D He shook me up, he took me by surprise A He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes. E D He stared at me and I felt a change A Time meant nothing, never would again Chorus F C G D A Let's do the Time Warp again! F C G D A Let's do the Time Warp again! Narrator Pre-Chorus N.C. E It's just a jump to the left A And then a step to the right N.C. E With your hands on your hips A You bring your knees in tight D A But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane, Chorus F C G D A Let's do the Time Warp again! F C G D A Let's do the Time Warp again! __________________________________________________________________ "SWEET TRANSVESTITE" - No Capo E Verse 1 D# E How do you do, I F# G See you've met my G# A D# E G# A faithful handyman. D# E He's just a little brought down, F# G cause when you knocked G# A D# E G# A he thought you were the candyman. D# E Don't get strung out F# G By the way I look, G# A D# E don't judge a book by its cover. D# E I'm not much of a man F# G By the light of day, G# A D# E but by night I'm one hell of a lover. Chorus B7 A E D# E I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transs*xual, Transylvania. Verse 2 D# E Let me show you around, maybe F# G Play you a sound, G# A D# E you look like you're both pretty groovy. D# E Or if you want something visual F# G That's not too abysmal, G# A D# E We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. spoken Verse D# E I'm glad we caught you at home. F# G Could we use your phone? G# A D# E We're both in a bit of a hurry - Right D# E We'll just say where we are, F# G Then go back to the car. G# A D# E We don't want to be any worry Verse 3 D# E Well, you got caught with a flat, well, F# G How 'bout that? G# A D# E Well, babies, don't you panic. D# E By the light of the night, F# G when it all seems alright, G# A D# E I'll get you a satanic mechanic. Chorus B7 A E D# E I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transs*xual, Transylvania. Verse 4 D# E N.C. Why don't you stay for the night? (Night.) F# G N.C. Or maybe a bite? (Bite. G# A N.C. D# E N.C. I could show you my favorite obsession. N.C. D# E N.C. I've been makin a man F# G N.C. With blond hair and a tan, G# A N.C. D# E N.C. And he's good for relieving my tension. Chorus B7 A E D# E I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transs*xual, Transylvania. B7 A E E I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transs*xual, Transylvania. Spoken Verse E N.C. E So - come up to the lab, N.C. G and see what's on the slab, N.C. E I see you shiver with antici...pation. N.C. E But maybe the rain N.C. G Is that really to blame, N.C. A So I'll remove the cause N.C. E (chuckles), but not the symptom. __________________________________________________________________ THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES Isn't part of the album but you can use this __________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________________ "I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN" - No Capo Intro C E A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds Am Will get sand in his face N.C. When kicked to the ground, F D7 And soon in the gym with a determined chin, C A7 The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause D Will make him glisten and gleam. G And with massage, and just a little bit of steam, Bridge F C He'll be pink and quite clean G7#9 F7 He'll be a strong man. Oh honey... C7#9 G But the wrong man. Verse C E He'll eat nutritious high protein, Am C/G And swallow raw eggs... F D7 Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and... legs. C A7 Such an effort if he only knew of my plan. D D E F F# G N.C. F F C/E G/D C In just seven days I can make you a man. Verse C E He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups Am C/G Do the smearch, clean and jerk. F D7 He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work. C A7 Such strenuous living I just don't understand, D D E F F# G When in just seven days, oh baby, N.C. F F C/E G/D C I can make you a man. __________________________________________________________________ "HOT PATOOTIE - BLESS MY SOUL" - Capo on 1st fret & Transpose -1 Intro Db Bbm Db Bbm Verse 1 Db Bbm Whatever happened to Saturday night, Db Bbm You dressed up sharp and you felt all right, Gb Ab It don't seems the same since cosmic light, Gb Ab Came into my life, I thought I was divine. Db Bbm I used to thumb up with a chick who'd go, Db Bbm And listen to the music on the radio, Gb Ab A saxophone was playin' in a rock'n roll show, Gb Ab You climbed in the backseat, we really had a good time. Chorus Db Eb Gb Db Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock'n roll, Db Eb Gb Db Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock'n roll, Db Eb Gb Db Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock'n roll, Db Eb Gb Db Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock'n roll, Sax Solo Db Eb Gb Db Db Eb Gb Bbm Verse 2 Db Bbm My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled, Db Bbm My hands fumbled with a white plastic belt, Gb Ab I'd taste her pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt, Gb Ab She'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine. Db Bbm Get back in the front and put some hair oil on, Db Bbm Buddy Holly was singing his very last song, Gb Ab With your arms around my girl you'd try to sing along, Gb Ab It felt pretty good, Whoo! We really had a good time. Chorus Db Eb Gb Db Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock'n roll, Db Eb Gb Db Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock'n roll, Db Eb Gb Db Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock'n roll, Db Eb Gb Db Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock'n roll, Sax Solo Db Eb Gb Db Db Eb Gb Db A Chorus D E G D Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock'n roll, D E G D Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock'n roll, D E G D Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock'n roll, D E G D Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock'n roll, D E G D Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock'n roll, D E G D Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock'n roll, D E G D Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock'n roll, D E G D Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock'n roll, __________________________________________________________________ "I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN (REPRISE)" Verse 1 Bb Bb Bb Bb A G F7 Eb6 But a deltoid and a bicep F7 Eb6 A hot groin and a tricep F7 Eb6 Makes me (Ooh!) shake Bb G7 Makes me wanna take Charles Atlas by the hand C C D Eb E F N.C. Eb Eb Bb/D F/C Bb In just seven days I can make you a man. Verse 2 F7 Eb6 I want no dissension, just dynamic tension Bb G7 (Janet:) I'm a muscle fan C C D Eb E F N.C. Eb Eb Bb/D F/C Bb In just seven days I can make you a man. G7 Dig it, if you can! C C D Eb E F N.C. Gm In just seven days I can make you a man. Wedding March Gm A7 Dsus Dm Eb6 Bb/F Bb Gm A7 Dsus Dm Eb6 Bb/F F7 Bb __________________________________________________________________ "TOUCH-A, TOUCH-A, TOUCH ME" Verse 1 Cm Bb I was feeling done in, couldn't win Eb Fm I'd only ever kissed before. Bb Eb I thought there's no use getting into heavy petting G G It only leads to trouble and seat wetting... Cm Bb Now all I want to know is how to go Eb Fm I've tasted blood and I want more (more, more, MORE) Bb Eb I'll put up no resistance, I want to stay the distance F G F G I've got an itch to scratch, I need assistance: Chorus C D F C Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me, I wanna be dirty C D F C Cm Thrill me chill me fulfil me, creature of the night. Verse 2 Cm Bb Then if anything grows while you pose Eb Fm I'll oil you up and rub you down (down, down, DOWN) Bb Eb And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction F G F G You need a friendly hand and I need action... Chorus C D F C Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me, I wanna be dirty C D F C Thrill me chill me fulfil me, creature of the night. Chorus Columbia Magenta C D F C Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me, I wanna be dirty C D F C Thrill me chill me fulfil me, creature of the night. Chorus C D F C Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me, I wanna be dirty C D F C Thrill me chill me fulfil me, creature of the night. Chorus C# D# F# C# Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me, I wanna be dirty C# D# F# C# Thrill me chill me fulfil me, creature of the night. Ending F# C# x8 Creature of the night x8 __________________________________________________________________ "EDDIE" Intro G C D G From the day he was born, he was trouble. G7 C D G He was the thorn in his mutter's side G7 C D G Em She tried in vain. But he never caused her nothing but shame. C D He left home the day she died. Verse 1 N.C. C D G From the day she was gone All he wanted G7 C D G Was rock and roll, porn, und a motor bike G7 C D G Em Shooting up junk. He was a low-down, cheap little punk. C D Taking everyone for a ride. Chorus G C When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy D G C G You knew he was a no good kid G C When he threatened your life with a switch blade knife -- D G What a guy. - Makes you cry. - Und I did. Bridge A D A D Everybody shoved him. I very nearly loved him. G G7 C I said, "Hey, listen to me. Stay sane inside insanity." A7 D But he locked the door and threw away the key. Verse 2 C D G But he must have been drawn into something. G7 C D G Making him warn me in a note which reads (What's it say?) G7 C D G Em "I'm out of my head. O, hurry or I may be dead. C D They mustn't carry out their evil deeds." Chorus G C When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy D G C G You knew he was a no good kid G C When he threatened your life with a switch blade knife -- D G What a guy. - Makes you cry. - Und I did. G C When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy D G C G You knew he was a no good kid G C N.C. When he threatened your life with a switch blade knife -- D D D D G What a guy. oh ho ho Makes you cry. hey hey hey - Und I did. F# G Eddie __________________________________________________________________ "ROSE TINT MY WORLD" (THE FLOOR SHOW PT.1) Intro D G/D D G/D G C/G D G/D E G A A Columbia Verse D It was great when it all began G D I was a regular Frankie fan D But it was over when he had the plan E A To start working on a muscle-man D Now the only thing that gives me hope G D Is my love of a certain dope D Rose tints my world keeps me A G G# G7 Safe from my trouble and pain. Rocky Verse C I'm just seven hours old. F C Truly beautiful to behold. C And somebody should be told D G My libido hasn't been controlled. C Now the only thing I've come to trust F C is an orgasmic rush of lust C Rose tints my world keeps me G F C safe from my trouble and pain. Brad Chorus F Fm/Ab It's beyond me. Help me, mommy. C C7 I'll be good, you'll see. Take this dream away. F Fm/Ab What's this, let's see, I feel s*xy. C G What's come over me. Whoa-- here it comes again. Janet Chorus F Fm/Ab Ohoo I feel released, bad times deceased C C7 My confidence has increased. Reality is here. F Fm/Ab The game has been disbanded. My mind has been expanded C G7 It's a gas that Frankie's landed. His lust is so sincere. __________________________________________________________________ "DON'T DREAM IT" (THE FLOOR SHOW PT.2) Fanfare C C C C Fm Fm C C C C C F Dm G G7 G7 G7 C Verse N.C. Am Whatever happened to Fay Wray? F G That delicate satin-draped frame. F G As it clung to her thigh C Am How I started to cry F G 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same. Chorus F Fm C C7 Give yourself over to absolute pleasure F Fm C C7 Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh F Fm/Ab C C7 Erotic nightmares beyond any measure F Fm/Ab C G And sensual daydreams to treasure forever-- G G7 Can't you just see it--oh oh ho. Chant Frank C Am F G Don't dream it. Be it. C Am F G Don't dream it. Be it. Chant Group C Am F G Don't dream it. Be it. C Am F G Don't dream it. Be it. Chant All C Am F G Don't dream it. Be it. C Am F G Don't dream it. Be it. Spoken over chant C Am F G Ach, we've got to get out of this trap C Am F G Before this decadence saps our wills. C Am F G I've got to be strong and try to hang on. C Am F G Or else my mind may well snap C Am F G Und my life will be lived for the C Am F G thrill.(Don't dream it. Be it.) Brad N Janet Chorus F Fm It's beyond me. Help me, Mommy. C G God bless Lili St. Cyr. __________________________________________________________________ "WILD AND UNTAMED THING" (THE FLOOR SHOW PT.3) Intro C7 My my my my my my my my Frank Verse F I'm a wild and an untamed thing Bb F I'm a bee with a deadly sting F You gotta hit and your mind goes ping G C7 Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. F So let the party and the sounds rock on Bb F I'm gonna shake it till the life has gone F C Bb C F Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain. Ensemble Verse F We're a wild and an untamed thing Bb F We're a bee with a deadly sting F You gotta hit and your mind goes ping G C7 Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. F So let the party and the sounds rock on Bb F We're gonna shake it till the life has gone F C Bb F Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain. Sax Solo F Bb F F G C7 D5 D#5 E5 Ensemble Verse F We're a wild and an untamed thing Bb F We're a bee with a deadly sting F You gotta hit and your mind goes ping G C7 Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. F So let the party and the sounds rock on Bb F We're gonna shake it till the life has gone F C Bb F Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain. Riff Raff Chorus Bb Bbm Frank 'n Furter it's all over. F F7 Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle too extreme. Bb Bbm I'm your new commander, you now are my prisoner. F C/F F C We return to Transylvania, prepare the transit beam. __________________________________________________________________ "I'M GOING HOME" Intro F Gm Bb Verse 1 F Gm Bb F On the day I went away... goodbye... F Gm Bb F Was all I had to say... now I... F Gm Bb F I want to come again and stay... Oh my my... F Gm C Smile, and that will mean that I mayyyyyy Chorus Bb C Cause I've seen blue skies, through the tears In my eyes Bb Bb Bb F/A Gm F And I realise.. I'm go- ing home. Gm Bb F I'm going home Gm Bb Verse 2 F Gm F/A Bb F Everywhere it's been the same... feeling F Gm F/A Bb F Like I'm outside in the rain... wheeling... F Gm F/A Bb F Free, to try and find a game... dealing... F Gm C Cards for sorrow, cards for pain Chorus Bb C Cause I've seen blue skies, through the tears In my eyes Bb Bb Bb F/A Gm F And I realise.. I'm go- ing home. Gm Bb F I'm going home Gm Bb F I'm going home Gm Bb F I'm going home __________________________________________________________________ "SUPER HEROES" Intro Am Am/G# Am/G Am/F# Am/F E Am G/A Am Am G/A Am Verse Am Am/G# I've done a lot, God knows I've tried Am/G Am/F# To find the truth I've even lied Am/F E But all I know is down inside Am G/A Am I'm blee ee ding Verse Am Am/G# And super heroes come to feast Am/G Am/F# To taste the flesh not yet deceased Am/F E And all I know is still the beast Am G/A Am Is fee ee ding Interlude A D A D uhhhhh uhhhhhh A D A D uhhhhh uhhhhhh A D B7 E7 uhhhhh ahhhhUhhh Spoken Am Am/G# And crawling On the planets face Am/G Am/F# Some insects called the human race Am/F E Lost in time And lost in space Am G/A Am And meaning Am G/A Am Mea ea ning __________________________________________________________________ "SCIENCE FICTION/DOUBLE FEATURE" (Reprise) Chorus Eb F Bb Gm Scince fiction, double feature Eb F Bb Gm Frank has built and lost his creature Eb F Bb Gm Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet Eb F Bb Gm The servants gone to a distant planet Eb Whoa oh, oh, Eb F Bb At the late night double feature picture show Gm I wanna go, Eb Whoa oh, oh, Eb F Bb At the late night double feature picture show
