Verse 1
    C               G 
I’m finished with adventure 
Dm          G 
Tired of my sword 
      C              G 
Those songs about my exploits 
Dm             G 
Leave me kinda bored 
   F                      C 
At last, I’ve seen the sunset 
D#               Bb 
I’ve been riding toward— 
  G         Dm           G 
A real-life happily ever after 
 
Verse 2
    C                 G 
I’m done with all the intrigue 
F               G 
Sick of kicking ass 
F                 G 
As far as seeking vengeance 
               C 
Frankly, I can pass 
    F             Em 
I’m ready now for something 
Am              Fm 
Of a diff ’rent class— 
Dm          F            C 
A real-life happily ever after 
 
Verse
G#                                C 
Screw the zombies and wizards and dragons 
        Am           D  G 
All the magic I need is you 
 
Bridge
 
Em A 
 
Verse 3
  D 
A cottage by the seaside— 
G               A 
With a beach to comb 
Bm             A 
I can tend the garden 
               D 
I can write my poem 
     G 
With seven— Three— 
      F#m 
Small children— 
Bm                  Gm 
Journey done, we’re home 
   D            A 
As epic endings go 
            Dm 
It’s rather small... 
           G         A       G    D 
But it’s a real-life happily ever after 
A     D   A D 
After all