Am Yeah. Dm Yeah. F Uh huh. E7 Yeah. Am Yeah. Dm ...Yes. F Uh huh! E7 Umm...I'm not sure. Am 2:33? Dm Whatever's easiest. F JED: Zach, get off the phone! E7 Right Verse 1 Am Dm I don’t do songs, I’m all about the written word F E7 And you should see me write graffiti, concrete’s preferred Am Dm There’s nothin’ worse than hearing verse sung like a tweety bird F E7 Unless it’s screamin’ cause I’m beatin’ up a theater nerd Am Or haven’t you heard - Dm I’m the black sheep in the band of brothers F Who sit around singing showtunes E7 Giving back rubs to each other Am Dm You make a musical, don’t matter if it’s witty or pretty F E7 That’s a one way ticket to buttkicked city Am Dm Where you all are permanent residents F E7 Do you need a little more evidence? Am Dm Dr. Horrible - hey that’s sound kinda dark and cool F E7 Song-along blog - What the f*ck is this? Preschool? Chorus Dm Zacky’s doing us a little favor A7 Blessin’ Commentary with his flavor Dm Don’t tell him it’s a musicial E7 ‘Cause then he might k*ll us all Dm Zacky’s doing us a little favor A7 Blessin’ Commentary with his flavor Dm Don’t tell him it’s a musicial E7 ‘Cause then he might k*ll us all Verse 2 Am Dm You people are in freefall, straight into a cheese ball F E7 I get a message please call my bookie buddy, He’s all - Am Dm What the hell is up with you up on Hulu F E7 Thought we were layin’ low after that hooker snafu Am Dm I said, hey listen, you just misunderstood F E7 I got to get in on this web sh*t while the gettin’s good Am Dm I didn’t know there were songs, that sh*t makes me sick F E7 My brother said it’s about a guy who k*lls some chick Am Dm JED: Hey, weren’t you a prince in "The King and I" in seventh grade? F E7 ZACK: No, but I was backstage in the dark getting laid Am Dm JED: Weren’t you pigpen in that "Charlie Brown" show we did? F E7 ZACK: No, I just wandered on stage during my homeless period Am Dm JED: Didn’t you sing about the business in "Annie Get Your Gun"? F E7 ZACK: Is that what that was? I’ve been tanked up since ninety-one Am Dm JED: Weren’t you the Tin Man in "The Wizard of Oz" or something? F E7 F ZACK: Yeah, but I played the f*ck out of that part Chorus Dm Zacky’s doing us a little favor A7 Blessin’ Commentary with his flavor Dm Don’t tell him it’s a musical E7 ‘Cause then he might k*ll us all Dm Zacky’s doing us a little favor A7 Blessin’ Commentary with his flavor Dm Don’t tell him it’s a musical E7 ‘Cause then he might k*ll us all Verse 3 Am Dm I wrote all the good lines and I made them funny F E7 But I was only in it for the horrible money Am Dm Plus some were cut out, cause Joss is such a wuss he F E7 Cut my line for the girl, "The Penny is my p_ssy" Am Dm Not to mention my whole Moist storyline F E7 Where he gets caught selling blow at the rest stop and serves time Am Dm and then he gets out and tries to get his sh*t together and teaches F E7 art to underprivileged kids at the local high school, Am Dm but things take an interesting turn when an old gambling buddy comes to collect. F E7 See it’s his former life coming back to haunt him. Am Dm You can’t outrun your past. See? Get it? That’s the point, Joss. F E7 F It’s compelling! What’s going to happen to these kids? Chorus Dm Zack is doin' us a little favor (Yes!) A7 Blessin' "Commentary!" with his flava (I agree!) Dm Don't tell him it's a musical E7 'Cause then he might k*ll us all (Come on!) Dm Zack is doin' us a little favor (Sure!) A7 Blessin' "Commentary!" with his flava (Here we go!) Dm Don't tell him it's a musical, E7 'Cause then he might k*ll us all (that's a funky beat!) Dm Zack is doin' us a little favor, A7 Blessin' "Commentary!" with his flava.(Zack!) Dm Don't tell him it's a musical, E7 'Cause then he might k*ll us all (I'm the youngest!) Dm Zack is doin' us a little favor, A7 Blessin' "Commentary!" with his flava. Dm Don't tell him it's a musical, E7 'Cause then he might k*ll us all.
