Verse 1
        E              F# 
(STACY) They think I’m no one 
G#m 
I don’t have a name 
E                  F# 
But I want to live forever 
G#m 
Just like in Fame 
A                                            E 
(But not as depressing; I hear the remake is better) 
 
Verse 2
E                F# 
Two weeks in the business 
G#m 
Still got no breaks 
E                       F# 
The people all say I’ll never 
G#m 
Have what it takes 
A 
But I can’t lose 
G# 
I’ve paid my dues 
 
Chorus
C#m        G#m 
Ten dollar solo 
F#          G# 
Worth every dime 
C#m           B 
My path is so steep 
       F#         E 
But my god Joss is cheap 
E                             F# 
And doesn’t mind wasting your time 
 
Verse 3
E                 F# 
See the bad horse chorus 
G#m 
Jump into frame 
E                    F# 
They tell me I’m not ready 
G#m 
To get in the game 
A 
But I’ll show them 
G# 
My ATM 
 
Chorus
C#m        G#m 
Ten dollar solo 
F#         G# 
Not bad so far 
C#m              B 
There’s internal rhyme 
         F#         E 
Although not every instance 
                                           F# 
And the meter is occasionally a little bit bizarre 
 
Bridge
G#m                   C#m 
They say Hollywood is heartless 
G#m                     C#m 
And only the strongest survives 
G#m            G 
But I like it plenty 
F#            E 
I gave Joss a twenty 
E                            Eb 
And got back a dream and two fives 
G# 
So here comes my 
 
Chorus
       C#m        G#m 
(NEIL) Ten dollar solo (Solomente baby!) 
        F#             G#m 
(STACY) No, this is my scene (NEIL) Your scene, I’ve seen your scene 
C#m               B 
(STACY)You’re wonderful, Neil 
         F# 
But Joss made me a deal 
        E                    F# 
(NEIL) Suck it, I gave him fifteen! Yeaeeeaaahh!!! 
 
Outro
                 F#          Bbm 
(STACY AND NEIL)Ten dollar lame-o 
        F 
(STACY) Are those the words now? 
                                   Bb 
(STACY AND NEIL) How could I (you) know 
     Ebm           F# 
That Joss pays his debt 
Bbm              F# 
With this cheesy duet 
Ebm 
When you stoop so low 
F                          F# F F# G# Ebm Bbm G#m E A 
Then you say so long... Solo......................