Verse 1
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MAURISSA: Here’s a tale as old as time and tide 
   C#7           F# 
A simple girl, a wanderer 
B 
Who grew up starry-eyed 
       Bb7 
STACY: You see me for an instant 
        Ebm   F#      G# 
You see everything inside 
           Ebm                           G#7 
STEVE: No matter what the movie tries to hide 
 
Chorus
          G#m            B 
GROUPIES: It’s all about me 
              E 
It’s all about me 
           Eb7 
MAURISSA: It’s groupie number one 
          Eb7 
STACY: Groupie number two 
                           G#m 
STEVE: It’s groupie number three 
                           B                            E 
GROUPIES: And if I had the screen time I deserved you’d see 
                         Eb7 
MAURISSA: It’s all about me 
 
Verse 2
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NEWSCASTERS: Here’s a tale that can be told at last 
C#7                   F# 
Of desks that must be sat behind 
B 
And news that must be cast 
       Bb7 
MARTI: The moment is so fleeting 
               Ebm    F#    G# 
DAVID: But our talent is so vast 
                 Ebm                                G#7 
NEWSCASTERS: The so-called stars are hopelessly outclassed 
 
Chorus
       G#m            B 
MARTI: It’s all about me 
                      E 
DAVID: It’s all about me 
                              Eb7                   G#m 
With all the latest breaking headlines on this tragedy 
                         B                          E 
MARTI: And if I had the screen time I deserve you’d see 
                            Eb7 
NEWSCASTERS: It’s all about me 
 
Bridge
     F# 
ROB: They call me the moving guy 
Bm                             F# 
Because I move the audience to tears 
     F# 
JED: We’re not just chorus boys 
                         Bm                        F# 
BAD HORSE CHORUS: We’ve got a story arc and frothy beers 
                                     Ebm 
STACY: They’ll never know how much I gave 
                                B 
The film is locked, the door is shut 
       C#7 
STEVE: They wouldn’t give me final cut, but what you’d see 
 
Chorus
     G#m            B 
ALL: It’s all about me 
               E 
It’s all about me 
                   Eb7                G#m 
It doesn’t matter where I’m listed on IMDb 
                             B                       E 
DAVID: It’s last, but in the meantime I think you’ll agree 
                    E 
DAVID AND MAURISSA: Finally 
          Eb7 
ALL: It’s all about 
 
Outro
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Not them 
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Not them 
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Not them 
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Not them...