Intro N.C He went clear through to China! Instrumental G5 Eb5 G5 Verse G5 I wish the giant were alive Eb5 D5 Alive this very minute G5 To look inside his grave and see Eb5 D5 How lovely he looks in it Chorus G D He's all laid out G C Like a very good scout G Ab G And he never looked better in his life G D We're happy to G C Give the devil his due G Ab G And he never looked better in his life Chorus 2 A We sing tra-la-la-la tra-la-la A D Ah ha ha tra-la-la A He's perpendicular-la-la A D Tra-la-la-la-la Break G5 Eb5 G5 Verse G5 If he could only see himself Eb5 D5 He wouldn't know the monster G5 And if he knew him he would be Eb5 D5 The only one who want's ta' Chorus G D He met his doom G C He fall down and go "boom" G Ab G And he never looked better in his life G D Some day by gosh G C He'll be acres of squash G Ab G And he never looked better in his life Chorus 2 A He fell on his vertebra-la-la A D Ah ha ha tra-la-la A He's perpendicular-la-la A D Tra-la-la-la-la Break G5 Eb5 G5 Verse G5 He's wearing several branches of Eb5 D5 The beanstalk for a neck-tie G5 I never seen a better lookin' Eb5 D5 Corpuscle delecti Chorus G D His toes are curled G C And he's out of this world G Ab G And he never looked better in his life G D And there he lays G C To the end of his days G Ab G And he never looked better in his life Chorus 2 A So tune up the arches tra-la-la A D Ah ha ha tra-la-la A He's perpendicular-la-la A D Tra-la-la-la-la