Verse
     A 
Cold tofu turkey's growing mould, 
     D              (D/C#) 
This house is bloody freezing cold, 
     Bm             F#m              E 
This po-mo stuff is nice, but it's irrelevant, 
                         A 
(To the way I feel right now), 
A 
Me and this old heart of mine, 
      D                  (D/C#) 
We've been through this a good few times, 
         Bm                     F#m          E 
But that doesn't mean I don't appreciate the sentiment, 
           F#m                              E 
This was a friendship formed under false pretences 
 
Chorus
A                              E 
Taunted by the polaroid that's pinned upon your door, 
              Bm 
It's true I'm lost without you, 
         D          D/C#             A 
But only marginally more lost than before, 
            E 
It hurts to squander such rapport, 
              Bm 
It's true I'm lost without you, 
         D          D/C#             A 
But only marginally more lost than before 
 
Instrumental
 
e|---------------------------| 
B|---------------------------| 
G|---------------------------| x 3 
D|------------------------7--| 
A|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5--| 
E|--5-0-4-5-0-4-5-0-4-5-0----| 
 
e|-------------------------| 
B|-------------------------| 
G|-------------------------| x 3 
D|-------------------------| 
A|--7-7-7-7-7-7---7--------| 
E|--5-0-4-5-0-4---5--------| 
 
Verse
    A 
Day six, I'm really losing it, 
           D                (D/C#) 
I've got a backache from the coughing fits, 
         Bm         F#m              E 
And this Derridean 'affect' stuff is crazy, 
                            A 
(When you're weighing on my mind), 
A 
I threw my phone away, 
       D                  (D/C#) 
So you couldn't call and I couldn't say, 
    Bm                  F#m         E 
The words I knew would eventually betray me, 
    F#m                        E 
'Of Grammatology' just got the best of me, 
 
Chorus
A                              E 
Taunted by the polaroid that's pinned upon your door, 
              Bm 
It's true I'm lost without you, 
         D          D/C#             A 
But only marginally more lost than before, 
            E 
It hurts to squander such rapport, 
              Bm 
It's true I'm lost without you, 
         D          D/C#             A 
But only marginally more lost than before 
 
Bridge
F#m                          E 
     Those Four Tops said it best, 
                 A 
All those years ago, 
                    D 
This is damaging my   health, 
F#m                          E 
     Those Four Tops said it best, 
              D        D/C#  A 
'I Can't Help Myself'. 
 
Chorus
A                              E 
Taunted by the polaroid that's pinned upon your door, 
              Bm 
It's true I'm lost without you, 
         D          D/C#             A 
But only marginally more lost than before, 
            E 
It hurts to squander such rapport, 
              Bm 
It's true I'm lost without you, 
         D          D/C#             A 
But only marginally more lost than before