Verse 1: 
D 
Who wipes me off when I get gravy on my shirt? 
                                A 
And who knows exactly where to kiss me when I hurt? 
     D               D7            G 
And who makes love to me on satin sheets or in the dirt? 
D         A                       D 
You babe....You're my bestest friend 
 
Verse 2: 
D 
Who take me home when I get too drunk to dance? 
                                 A 
And who bravely puts up with my uncles and my aunts? 
     D              D7            G 
And who discreetly wispers you forgot to zip your pants? 
D         A                       D 
You babe....You're my bestest friend 
 
Chorus: 
    G                                    D   
And who comes down and bails me out when I get in a jam? 
    G                                 D              A 
And helps me tell the police where I live and who I am? 
    D            D7               G   
And who rubs my back when no one else could give a damn? 
D         A                       D 
You babe....You're my bestest friend 
 
Lead solo follows verse chording 
 
Chorus  
    G                           D 
And who can be as gentle as a sparrow in my hand, 
G                                       D              A 
Meaner than a junk yard dog when she's fightin for her man? 
    D              D7             G 
And who's the only one I'll ever love and understand? 
D         A                       D 
You babe....You're my bestest friend 
 
Talkin bout 
D         A                       D 
You babe....You're my bestest friend