Intro Am E7 Am E7 Am I cut my bangs with some rusty kitchen sissors E7 Screamed his name until the neighbors called the cops Am I numbed the pain at the expense of my liver E7 -stop Don't know what I did next, all I know I couldn't stop Am Word got around to the barflies and the baptists E7 My mama's phone started ringing off the hook Am I can hear her now sayin' she ain't gonna have it E7 -stop Don't matter how you feel, it only matters how you look Am Go and fix your make-up, girl it's just a break-up E7 Run and hide your crazy and start acting like a lady Am 'Cause I raised you better, gotta keep it together E7 Am Even when you fall apart, but this ain't my mama's broken heart Am Wish I could be just a little less dramatic E7 Like a Kennedy when Camelot went down in flames Am Leave it to me to be holding the matches E7 -stop When the fire trucks show up and there's nobody else to blame Am Can't get revenge and keep a spotless reputation E7 Sometimes revenge is a choice you gotta make Am My mama came from a softer generation E7 Where you get a grip and you bite your lip just to save a little face Am Go and fix your make-up, girl it's just a break-up E7 Run and hide your crazy and start acting like a lady Am 'Cause I raised you better, gotta keep it together E7 Am Even when you fall apart, but this ain't my mama's broken heart E7 Am E7 Am Powder your nose, paint your toes, line your lips and keep 'em closed E7* Cross your legs, dot your eyes, and never let 'em see you cry Am Go and fix your make-up, girl it's just a break-up E7 Run and hide your crazy and start acting like a lady Am 'Cause I raised you better, gotta keep it together E7 Am* Even when you fall apart, but this ain't my mama's broken heart
