C   
If you save yourself for marriage, you?re a bore.   
                       Am   
If you don't save yourself for marriage, you?re a hor-   
 
rible person.   
                   F   
If you won't have a drink, then you?re a prude,   
                       Dm                                    G  
But they'll call you a drunk as soon as you    
 
down the first one.   
 
                C   
If you can't lose the weight, then you?re just fat,  
               Am   
But if you lose too much, then you?re on crack.   
                       F   
You're damned if you do and you?re damned if you don?t,  
                   Dm                                 G  
So you might as well just do whatever you want,  
 
  
         C                                Am  
Make lots of noise, and kiss lots of boys  
           C                                          F  
Or kiss lots of girls, if that's something you're into.  
                        C                                     Am  
When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight,  
                       F   
Roll up a joint ? or don?t ?   
               C                             G             C  
Just follow your arrow wherever it points.   
                Am              C           G           C  
Yeah, follow your arrow wherever it points.     
    
                 C   
If you don't go to church, you?ll go to hell.   
                        Am   
If you're the first one in the first row, you?re a self-  
 
righteous son-of-a ...   
         F   
Can't win for losing, you just disappoint ?em.   
                  Dm                                         G  
Just 'cause you can't beat 'em don?t mean you should join ?em.  
   
  
             C                                 Am  
So, make lots of noise, and kiss lots of boys  
           C                                             F  
Or kiss lots of girls, if that's something you're into.  
                        C                                      Am  
When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight,  
                      F   
Roll up a joint ? or don?t ?   
                C                            G            C  
Just follow your arrow wherever it points.   
         Am          C       G         C  
Yeah, follow your arrow wherever it points.    
 
BRIDGE:  
        C   
Say what you feel, love who you love,   
                         Am   
'Cause you just get so many trips around the sun.   
                       F                    C  
Yeah, you only, only live once.   
 
  
       C                                Am  
Make lots of noise, and kiss lots of boys  
          C                                          F  
Or kiss lots of girls, if that's something you're into.  
                        C                                     Am  
When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight,  
                    F   
Roll up a joint ? I would ?   
                C                            G          C  
Just follow your arrow wherever it points.   
                 Am            C           G            C  
Yeah, follow your arrow wherever it points.