Intro: D G D C#dim D G Em D D D G I got an angel of a woman with big blue eyes G Friends in the country, old neckties D E Big cheesburgers and good French fries A D Could go fishing but the fish draw flies D G Could go swimming if it ain't too deep G D I'd rather just sit here and rest my feet D A I know I ain't lazy cause I don't like sleep D Might just be lazy to you D G I want to live in the city have a telephone G D Live in the country throw my dog a bone D E Ride on a space ship want to get lost A D Mama still tell me about the Pentecost D G Ride a bicycle but my ass gets sore G D Sell the Holy Bibles, door to door D A Used to be stupid but ain't no more D Might just be stupid to you Instrumental G D Dm7 C#m D D7 G D Am7 D D G I like to drink beer, hang out in bars G D Don't like busses, and I don't like cars D E Don't like the president, don't like stars A D Never had stitches, but I do got scars D G Love to go to parties, I love my friends G D Got no books, just got bookends D A Thing I'm crazy, well that depends D It don't seem that crazy to me D G The story's old as since '74 G D There's always doing, here's some more D E Friend come over from the liquor store A D Jole he dance till his feet get sore D G Love my woman and my woman loves me G D Don't go skiing cause I can't ski D A That kinda thing, that didn't bother me D So it shouldn't be bothering you D G I got an angel of a woman with big blue eyes G Friends in the country, old neckties D E Big cheeseburgers and good French fries A Could go fishing but the fish draw flies D