intro G C D G Verse G C Well I moved out at 23 D G And that decision’s always haunted me G C Cause now I don’t have no money D G It goes to the bills and the landlady Chorus G C So mom can I borrow a dollar or two? D G I promise to pay it back to you. G C Don’t you worry what my friends all say, D G I’ll pay them back as well someday Verse G C My wife always buys new pairs of shoes D G And only wears them for a day or two G C So I went off and sold a few D G Now she’s keeping the house and ditching you know who. Chorus G C So mom can I borrow a dollar or two? D G To pay for the hotel while I move G C Don’t you worry what my friends all say D G I’ll pay them back as well someday. Verse G C Being broke’s not all that bad D G I’ve got a friend who lets me crash his pad G C Though I’ll admit he oft complains D G I drown him out with video games Chorus G C So mom can I borrow a dollar or two? D G My game subscriptions overdue G C Don’t you worry what my friends all say D G I’ll get my own place again someday Bridge G C now it’s time for the end you see D G So in case you need a summary G C My wife went and divorced me D G I have no house and no money G C I guess I ran off all my friends D G I mooched too much off of them Outro G C So mom I should really hand it to you D G I love and appreciate all you do G C I know you just won’t judge me D G For moving back in at 23
