Intro D G D Am Verse 1 G D Am Why's everybody actin funny? G D Am Why's everybody look so strange? G D Am Why's everybody look so nasty? G D Am What do I want with all these things? Chorus G D Cadd9 I went alone down to the drugstore G D Cadd9 I went in back and took a Coke G D Cadd9 I stood in line and ate my Twinkies G D Cadd9 I stood in line, I had to wait Verse 2 G D Am Why's everybody actin funny? G D Am Why's everybody look so strange? G D Am Why's everybody look so pretty? G D Am What do I want with all these things? Chorus G D Cadd9 I went alone down to the drugstore G D Cadd9 I went in back and took a Coke G D Cadd9 I stood in line and ate my Twinkies G D Cadd9 I stood in line, I had to wait Final G D Am