Verse Am C G F Rock patio monkey Am C G F Rock patio monkey Am C Welcome, welcome to the home of the rock patio monkey and all of children to G F Sell you revolutions by the minute, give us cash we don't need the credit Am C Take it home, share it with our friends, go on now give it up to the children G F Respect and love is where it begins, but it don't stop there the journey continues Am C One day, two day never be enough G We can't be choosy who we show love it's one solid step at a time F Leads us down the road where the future looks bright Am I rest my case, leave my weapons at the door C Kick off my boots, let's settle the score G F I owe you, no you owe me nothing but respect Love and peace Chorus Am C G F Rock patio monkey Am C G F Rock patio monkey Alright, bring it up Dm Am How many monkeys does it take to start an evolution Dm Am Some say a hundred, I say maybe seven, just Dm Am Give them a place where they can free their minds G F E And they will take their message to the rest of the human race Verse Am Relax, make yourself comfortable C G I ain't here to serve you maybe I can help you if this old world F Is giving you trouble what you need is some of my monkey elixir Am C But whoa it may taste bitter drinking from the spring of lifes simple pleasures but G F Hey hey that's okay the more you drink the less you'll be thirsty Am C Then one day I don't know when but it's coming if you're wicked man you better start running G F There's an army of youth with concious minds who'll hold you to your constitutional crimes Am C Standing there naked to the elements without your bodyguards protection G F Then your mind will make the connection how you missed the train and now you're stuck at the station Chorus Dm Am How many monkeys does it take to start an evolution Dm Am Some say a hundred, I say maybe seven, just Dm Am Give them a place where they can free their minds G F E And they will take their message to the rest of the human race Am C G F Rock patio monkey! Am C G F You be sassy I'll be funny Am C G F And we can share in our money Am C G F Rock patio monkey Am C G F Rock patio monkey!
