C 
 
Verse 1
        Dm                         C 
I owe thirty thousand euro to the German corporation 
           Gm                     Am 
That just cured me of a terminal cancer 
             Dm            C 
Now I've got 87 notices reminding me 
           Gm                   Am              Bb 
They can't care at all, if my ending came too soon 
        C           Gm 
At the Syrian border 
           Am                 Bb                  C 
Explosive belts hung from balloons means no more debt 
 
Verse 2
              Dm                        C 
Then I spent thirty seven dollars on a ticket to an island 
        Gm                         Am 
Where I hid my wealth in fraudulent bank accounts 
                Dm                      C 
And dropped a hundred Danish kroner on a visa fee 
           Gm                Am                 Bb 
Would they notice it, if my ending came too soon 
        C               Gm 
With my papers in order? 
        Am                Bb                 C 
Drunken doctor holds his breath when we get out 
 
tonight 
 
Chorus
Dm 
(oooh, cisplatin! Oooh, bleomycin! 
F 
Oooh, etoposide!)To the Peshmerga 
Dm 
(oooh, cisplatin!Oooh, bleomycin! 
F                                  Bb     Gm                F 
Oooh, etoposide!) To subvert tragedy  Ja! Na! 
(We gotta get it) (oooh, cisplatin!Oooh, bleomycin! Oooh, etoposide!) 
                Dm 
We k*lled it! 
 
Interlude
(same as the verse 
Dm C Gm Am Bb C Gm Am Bb C 
 
Verse 3
           Dm                           C 
I k*lled a hundred million cells of embryonal carcinoma 
        Gm                              Am 
With the love that caused my middle-age heart to burst 
           Dm                           C 
Then I completed every blank left on my tax return 
           Gm                   Am                Bb 
And ran the mile or so, to the gunshop with my card 
                C        Gm 
And my moldy recorder 
           Am                 Bb                    C 
I held my ground, I tried so hard, but they still said 
 
Verse 4
              Dm                   C 
I just spent over seven hours in an office in Corona 
           Gm                          Am 
Where the clerk showed me no human compassion 
                Dm                        C 
If they spend 40 hours dealing with that every week 
             Gm                 Am                   Bb 
Would you let it slide, if they held their hands up high 
        C            Gm 
In a kind surrende~~r? 
           Am                Bb 
If they embraced the human tide? 
           C 
If they bled? 
 
Chorus
             Dm         F 
And they're right 
                   Dm   F 
They're the order  Ahhhhhhh 
                     Bb 
And they deserve to sleep 
        F 
To be warm 
       Gm 
To be well 
C 
  But I can't pay! 
 
Outro
        Dm              C 
I owe €30,000 to the hospital 
Gm                      Am 
(na ah ah na ah ah na ahhh) 
        Dm         C 
I spent $37 on commuter flights 
    Gm         Am 
(Na ah na ah na ahhhh) 
            Dm                          C 
I k*lled a hundred million cells of embryonal carcinoma 
  Gm            Am 
(Na ah na ah na ahhhh) 
             Dm                         C 
I just spent seven boring hours at the HRA 
   Gm             Am        Bb      C 
Forgive, forgive, forgive, forgive 
       Gm           Am             Bb           C 
Or open fire, open fire, or open fire or open fire  
 
Or both