Intro C Am First they're K.I.S.S.I.N.G in front of me C Am Then they're H.O.L.DI.N.G hands Dm G Well I can S.T.AN.D the fact that I'm forgotten Dm G I can't BEL.I.EV.E their cheek Am C 'Cause I'm not missing him, I just don't like a show-off Am C And I'm not jealous, I just wish they'd go off Dm F G Why don't they f*ck just f*ck off and fade away, fade away Bridge (x2) C Am Verse 1 C Am Na-na-now I'm gonna tell you all his secrets C Am Did you know about the time he couldn't wait Dm G He should have gone back home and changed his little shorties Dm F G Instead of sporting web-patched jeans for our first dates Chorus Em Oh, honey Am Dm I could T.EL.L all your skeletons to walk right in G Tell us who you are and where you've been Em Am Woah, you better watch your mouth Dm G C Am 'Cause I'm director of the show and I will break you as I go Verse 2 C Am So do it elsewhere and not in my face C Am Go to the movies, go back home, go to her place F G 'Cause it's not nice seeing kisses on another Dm F G You do not have to rub it in my God damn face Chorus Em Oh, honey Am Dm I could T.EL.L all your skeletons to walk right in G Tell us who you are and where you've been Em Am Woah, you better watch your mouth Dm G C Am 'Cause I'm director of the show and I will break you as I go Bridge C Am Break you as I go C Am C Am Break you as I, break, break, break you C Am Break you as I go Chorus Em Oh, honey Am Dm I could T.EL.L all your skeletons to walk right in G Tell us who you are and where you've been Em Am Woah, you better watch your mouth Dm G C Am 'Cause I'm director of the show and I will break you as I go Bridge C Am Break you as I go C Am C Am Break you, break you C Am I'll break you as I go Em Am Break you, yea-ea-ea Bridge 1 (x4) C Honey, I could Am Honey, I could Bridge 2 C Am Break you as I go C Am C Am Break you as I, break, break, break you C Am Break you as I go Outro (x4) C Honey, I could Am Honey, I could
