Intro
B 
 
Verse 1
B 
You deserve tinsel rash 
             B7 
You deserve gift cards for shops that you've never shopped at 
      E 
You deserve burnt food, no booze 
      Em 
And 'All I Want For Christmas' in your head on loop 
B                                    B7 
You deserve long conversations with drunken family members 
      E                             Em 
And shopping centre carparks every weekend of December 
 
Chorus 1
        B 
And although we never got along 
       E                  F# 
And I love it when your plans go wrong 
 E                      F#        B 
Nobody deserves to be alone on Christmas 
 
Verse 2
B 
But you deserve to babysit sugar-crashing children 
     B7 
And acapella Christmas albums 
E 
Unless you like that 
E 
And then you get 
Em 
No acapella Christmas albums 
     B 
You deserve to wrap gifts in odd-shaped boxes 
 B7 
Fairy lights tangled up in knots 
        E 
And to give someone a gift you think they'd like 
          Em 
But their eyes tell you that they do not 
 
Chorus 2
         B 
And you know I wouldn't shed a tear 
          E             F# 
If you're lonely every day next year 
     E                      F#         B 
But nobody deserves to be alone on Christmas 
 
Bridge
G#m                        B 
Being a Grinch is not my style 
    C#m                                  F# 
But my heart shrinks three sizes every time I see you smile 
G#m                           B 
I hope that Santa brings to you 
E 
A very scary Christmas and a crappy New Year 
 N.C.                                 G7 
But seriously, I hope yours are bad 
 
Verse 3
 C 
And so I wish that you'd get hit 
Em 
By piles of flying reindeer shit 
Am 
I made my list and checked it twice 
F 
And that's right 
N.C. 
You're still a total dick 
 
Outro
C 
Even though our less-than-jolly history 
         F                      G 
Makes me wanna set fire to your Christmas tree 
   F                  G       Am 
Nobody deserves to be alone on Christmas 
   F                  G       C 
Nobody deserves to be alone on Christmas 
 G     C 
Except you