Intro   E   B   E   B 
 
 verse 1  
E                           B 
You drove me to drinkin now here I am, 
                       E 
Talkin all crazy and three sheets to the wind, 
E7                                    A             F 
Standin on your front porch screamin loud at three   
E                      B                  E            B 
The neighbors all must think that I'm a dangerous man, 
 
 chorus  
          E                    B 
Well the gun ain't loaded but I am, 
                         E 
It can't go off girl but I can, 
E7                            A            F 
This pistols as empty as the bottle in my hand, 
E               B          E   B 
The gun ain't loaded but I am, 
 
 verse 2  
E                              B 
I turned that bottle up, cause I can't turn it down, 
                                      E 
And when I've had enough well I just order one more round, 
E7                         A                F 
I know my limitations, I exceed them every time, 
E                      B                  E    B 
It don't take much to make me cross that line, 
 
 chorus  
          E                    B 
Well the gun ain't loaded but I am, 
                         E 
It can't go off girl but I can, 
E7                            A            F 
This pistols as empty as the bottle in my hand, 
E               B          E   B 
The gun ain't loaded but I am, 
 
  chords   E   B   E 
 
 ending  
E7                            A            F 
This pistols as empty as the bottle in my hand, 
E               B          E   A 
The gun ain't loaded but I am, yea 
E               B          E    
The gun ain't loaded but I am