G 
I could walk across Kansas in a New York minute 
          C                         G 
Climb the Colorado mountains in the fall 
 
Crawl through Arizona like a flatland lizard 
     A7                               D 
If I thought it’s do many any good at all 
        G  
I could swim Lake Erie with my hands tied behind me 
      C                          G 
Eat a West Virginia coal miner’s shoe 
          C 
Drink the Mississippi River if it took a month of Sundays 
        D                 G  
Just to prove my love for you 
 
Chorus: 
C                         G 
I remember well the first time that I kissed you 
      D                               G   
Cause things ain’t been the same ever since 
C                              G 
Got me thinking’ I could eat a ten-penny nail 
    A7                   D 
And spit out a barbwire fence 
           G 
Well there ain’t a livin’ creature gonna ever come between us 
    C                                  G 
I’d fight lions, snakes and go-rillas, too 
   C                     G 
If that ain’t enough I’d start all over 
        D                 G 
Just to prove my love for you 
 
I would ride my pony through the eye of a hurricane 
Climb Mt. Everest on a string 
Jump Niagra Falls in a burnin’ barrel 
And bring you back a hoops full of rings 
Wrassle alligators in the Okeefenokee 
There’s nothing that I wouldn’t do 
If you’d just say the word, I’ll catch that great speckled bird 
And bring it back to you