F#                  C#  
He was a bad boy and I was a good girl 
          Bbm     G#             F#   
He needed me to smooth out the edges 
              F#                           C#  
He'd get his drink on and flirt with the ladies 
      Bbm               G#           F# 
After two years of his crop I quit begging 
F#              C# 
I'm a magnet for the fixer upper man 
 
     F#/F#     Bbm/F         Ab/D#          G#/G#  
If I know it's fire, why do I let it burn my hand 
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        C#            F#         C#             G#  
Cupid works for the devil Be suspicious if he cries 
          C#             F# 
You know s*x is usually good 
              C#            G#  
Yeah, but it ain't always right 
   C#           F#           C#                  G# 
Chocolate is a band-aid and no matter what they say 
         F#                            C#  
Shoes  don't stretch and  men don't change 
 
F#                C# 
My friend Lisa, she loves a liar 
Bbm         G#                F#   
She found a-bout his other girlfriends 
            F#               C# 
He makes excuses so she for-gives him 
         Bbm                 G#               F#  
And she swears she's gonna leave if he screws up again 
          F#            C# 
But he's good looking, that's why she don't see 
F#/F#         Bbm/F       Ab/D#             G#/G#  
He's got her exactly where he   wants her to be