Verse 1 C Em F Fm I couldn't stand up, so I just lie down, I never got that far C Em F Fm My board is beaten and made of foam but at least it fits in the car C Em F Fm Copping abuse and another drop-in when I'm out at the point C Em F Fm This is so stupid, why do you do this when we could share a joint? Pre-Chorus G C And talk about the common shit C G* N.C. Riding waves on what, who cares? Chorus F G C Am I'm a dick-dragger, school-wagger, esky lid on the bus, and F G C Am Those surfers think they got swagger but they're just a pack of cunts F G C Am I'm a dick-dragger, school-wagger, esky lid on the bus, and F Fm C Those surfers think they got swagger Em F Fm So I just lie down C Em F Fm Verse 2 C Em F Fm Another blood nose out in the line-up, you know it isn't right C Em F Fm I feel so heated and get defeated, it always ends in a fight C Em F Fm This tribal warfare, for it, I don't care, I wanna have a good time C Em F Fm This is so stupid, why do you do this when can share a vibe? Pre-Chorus G C And talk about the common shit C G* N.C. Riding waves on what, who cares? Chorus F G C Am I'm a dick-dragger, school-wagger, esky lid on the bus, and F G C Am Those surfers think they got swagger but they're just a pack of cunts F G C Am I'm a dick-dragger, school-wagger, esky lid on the bus, and F G C Am Those surfers think they got swagger F G C Am Dick-dragger, school-wagger, esky lid on the bus, and F G C Am Those surfers think they got swagger F G C Am But they're just a pack of cunts F G C Am I'm a dick-dragger, school-wagger, esky lid on the bus, and F Fm C Those surfers think they got swagger Em F Fm C So I just lie down Em F Fm C So I just lie down
