Verse E A The night was looking better, when I lit up that cigar B I left my keys behind me, and I walked down to the bar E A Buddy Johnson's band was playing, trying to be stars B E By pounding on the guitar, and singing about cars E A I ordered me a cold one, and drank down half a glass B E when a pretty little cowgirl, made a pretty little pass Chorus A E Pretty Little Cowgirl, doesn't she look sweet? B with her Miss-Me jeans, rhinestone boots E She really makes the scene A E Pretty Little Cowgirl, how can they compete? B She's perfect when she looks like that E She's every redneck's dream Verse E A She led me to the dance floor, and we proceed to swing B E I twirled her a little faster, and I gave her a little fling E A She spun in place so graceful, then stopped right on the beat B E She looks just like an angel, at heaven's meet-and-greet Chorus A E Pretty Little Cowgirl, doesn't she look sweet? B with her Miss-Me jeans, rhinestone boots E She really makes the scene A E Pretty Little Cowgirl, how can they compete? B She's perfect when she looks like that E She's every redneck's dream Verse E A As the music slowed down, she gave me a wink B E "Meet me at the bar, she said, "let's get another drink" E A I say "What's your pleasure?", 'Cause I'm a gentleman B She said "I'll have a beer, but not right here, E 'Cause my husband's in the band" Chorus A E Oh Pretty Little Cowgirl, why'd we ever meet? B with your Miss-Me jeans, your rhinestone boots E You really made the scene A E Pretty Little Cowgirl, oh I cannot compete! B With that big ol-boy, up on that stage, E starin' down at me Outro A E Pretty Little Cowgirl, oh they cannot compete B You're perfect when you look like that E You're every redneck's dream B Yeah you're perfect when you look like that... E You're every redneck's dream... Don't worry about it Buddy! How 'bout I buy you boys a round...