Verse 1: E I met a man who makes a lot of sense A man who wears his hat will keep you in suspense Fm B E Away from me, it’s kinda dumb Verse 2: E I met a cat who knows just where he’s at He keeps his nose away from food that’s turned to grey Fm B E I swallowed it, it’s kinda dumb Chorus: E A B E A If I could be so lalalalala I can oh live can be A B EEEEEE(mute)EEEEEE(mute) Then I would be forever careless for ever free Verse 3: E I met a guy who gives you no reply a guy who turns his head and makes you wanna fly Fm B E Away from me, it’s kinda dumb Verse 4: E I met a girl of course who never uses force She keeps her spirits up and pisses in a cup Fm B E I swallowed it, it’s kinda dumb Chorus: E A B E A If I could be so lalalalala I can oh live can be A B E Then I would be forever careless for ever free E A B E A If I could be so lalalalala I can oh live can be A B EEEEEE(mute)EEEEEE(mute) Then I would be forever careless for ever free