Verse 1 C Dm F You hide behind a podium C Dm F Buried in a big thick book C Dm F You're preaching the gospel C Dm F Of nervous fear and dirty looks Refrain 1 G If I had a dime for every ten cent word you said Chorus 1 C F I'd be out of debt so fast C F You'd be out of my head so fast C F I'd be back into bed so fast G C Getting the best of you at last Verse 2 C Dm F You hide behind a podium C Dm F Buried in a big thick book C Dm F You're preaching the gospel C Dm F Of nervous fear and dirty looks Verse 3 C Dm F You hide behind a podium C Dm F C Baptism by fire You're Dm F preaching the gospel C Dm But now you're preaching G to the choir Chorus 2 C F I'd be out of debt so fast C F You'd be out of my head so fast C F I'd be back into bed so fast G C Getting the best of you at last Chorus 3 C F Won't kiss ass to get ahead C F Or hang on every word you said C F Turning tables turning heads G We'll teach you a few C things instead Outro Am We'll teach you a few G C F things instead Am We'll teach you a few G C F things instead Am We'll teach you a few G C F things instead C We'll teach you a few G F things instead Isn't that what C C you wanted?
