Verse 1
C 
  I use my credit card 
       G 
to pay credit cards 
F 
  I use another one 
       C   G 
to pay rent I'm throwing 
            G 
nickles my student loans 
F 
  And they haven't 
       C 
made a dent 
 
Verse 2
C 
  I'm sitting more and 
G          Dm 
moving less  Outgrowing all 
   F      C 
my clothes And I'm making 
      G           Dm 
up outrageous lies  About 
                   F 
what's going up my nose 
 
Chorus
C 
  I wouldn't change it 
     C 
if I could But that's 
        F 
easy to say I can't 
G 
change it anyway 
C 
  I wouldn't change it 
     C 
if I could But that's 
        F 
easy to say I can't 
G 
change it anyway 
 
Outro
C F G C F G C C