Intro
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Mai Tai say that I'm Old Fashioned 
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Très Vin ordinaire 
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That I want a fresh Manhattan 
E 
With white anglo-saxons everywhere? 
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A Black Russian's 
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No Pink lady 
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Give her the Singapore sling! 
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If Moscow mule is not your baby 
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So Highball the Vodka and name your sting! 
D 
Be a Big shot 
E 
With a Bull shot 
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Be a Schwein Mit al Wein! 
D 
Have a short... Or a Port 
Bm 
Or a snort... Of any sort! 
E 
Asti spumante... Uno Chianti... Are divine! 
 
Verse
A 
I got some economic Hocks 
A 
A Gin and tonic on the rocks! 
                      D 
Where angels fear to tread, 
       A 
I Say: Choose Your booze! Let's hit the Red eye! 
D 
Think of young Deanna Durbin, and how she sung on Rum and Bourbon 
A 
Or enhance your luncheon hour with a Planter's Punch and a Whiskey sour! 
E 
If you feel like a wreck try a Horse's Neck 
E 
Or a Sherry with a cherry in the new fun size! 
 
Bridge
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If you don't name your poison 
D                    E 
I'll have to get the boys in 
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The spirit of adventure opens one's eyes! 
A 
If you don't name your poison 
D                    E 
I'll have to get the boys in 
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And you'll never see another Tequila Sunrise! 
 
Verse 2
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Live happily ever after, with a Chablis and some laughter 
                         D 
"Between the Sheets" is lovely 
A 
With a dizzy blonde and a bottle of bubbly! 
D 
There's nothing sicker in society than a lack of liquor and sobriety! 
A 
So, down the hatch, here's mud in your eye 
A 
Take a bracer with a chaser, wash it down with Rye! 
E 
Bottoms up! Stirrup cup! It'll put you in the pink 
E 
And all you have to do is 
 
Outro
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Drink, drink, drink, drink, driii-ink! 
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Drink, drink, drink, drink, driii-ink! 
A              F#m          D      E 
Drink, drink, drink, drink, driii-ink! 
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Drink, drink, drink, drink, driii-ink! 
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Driiiink! 
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Driiiink!