Wednesday Gm Eb They're normal people Fsus Not like you F/C Not like me Gm Eb F Fsus Please can't we be a normal family! Bbm One normal night That's all I want Db Eb That's all I need from you Bb One normal house Without a mouse Db Cm G To feed a plant or two Gb Ab Bbm Eb Bbm You must admit we aren't what people call "laid back" Ebm F So can't we muse a bit and lose the basic black? Bbm Whoa, one normal night Db Eb With normal people on their way Cm F Just one normal night Spoken Whaddaya say? Morticia Bb Eb One normal night? Wednesday F Db To be polite Eb Db To do the least you can Gomez Bbm Gm One normal eve? Wednesday Can you achive Fm G Db A kind of common man? Gb Ab You have to swear to me Bbm Gm Ebm Yes, promise to the core It's almost six o'clock Ab Fm They're almost at the door! Gb On all the Addams ancestors Dm Who've ever walked aright Ebm Gbm Ab Eb Gb One normal niiight! Ancestors Bm Doo doo doo doo Gb Bm Doo doo doo doo D E Doo doo doo doo doo Lucas Dm Wait! This is the place where I first saw her! D Wednesday, with a crossbow. Dm Db And she looked like Diana The Huntress! Mal Db Who? Alice Dm He's just expressing himself, dear. D Bb D F 'Expressing is the poet's art. Just simply say what's in your heart.' Mal A Lucas, your mother's rhyming again. I say we take a rain check and go back to the hotel. Lucas A No! One normal night No, not one poem G D Not one inspiring word One normal scene Complete routine Dm Bb Tonight can't be absurd Please don't embarrass me Or be completely rude Bm F D Don't make a fuss about the house About the food Whoa! One normal night F G I know it's big but can't you see Em D This one normal night is for me! Fester Gm He seems like a nice young man! Ancestors Gm They're not right for each other/He's from Ohio/It'll never work Fester Gm Not right for eachother?! What do you mean, "They're not right for each other?" A Was Napoleon right for Josephine? Was nausea right for Dramamine? Were the 80's right for the drum machine Who's to say? Who's to say? D Was ballet right for Balanchine? Am Was Polio right for the Salk vaccine? A Were you folks right for the mezzanine? Who's to say? G D One normal night is a perilous trick G A Normal is hard to attain G B G Children are crazy and parents are quick D Gbm Passions are hard to explain Bm G Bb But this is their moment and this is your chance D So if you don't want to remain A Bm Start singing of love Ancestors Bm What? Fester Bm Love Ancestors Bm No! Fester Bm Love! Ancestors Bm Why? Fester Bm Love Ancestors Bm Ugh Fester E Gb Only affairs of the heart Your turn- Ancestors Bm Bringing them love Fester Bm Yes! Ancestors Bm Love Fester G Yes! Ancestors G Love Fester Gbm Right! Ancestors Gbm Love Fester Abm Good! A Love lets your spirits depart Em A So let the normalcy start! Fester and Ancestors Bb Protect and rally round Dm Bm Let's aid them and abet Em Gm A One normal night is what they'll Fester A Get! Addams Family/Ancestors A One normal night F One normal night A One normal night Wednesday wants One normal night One normal night Give her just Gbm One normal night One normal night One normal night A B Wednesday wants Gomez/Morticia/Ancestors Db One Fester/Ancestors Db One Grandma/Pugsley/Ancestors Db One Wednesday/Ancestors Db One Addams Family/Ancestors Db One normal night We'll comprehend we'll tend her every need [Wednesday Dm All I want All I ask G You'll tend my every need Beinekes Dm When we arrive F We'll come alive To make this night succeed Lucas Bb Just be respectable Dm Don't make an odd remark Mal/Alice Bb Okay, okay Wednesday Bm Keep undectable our passion for the dark Addams Family/Ancestors Bb Just as you say Wednesday/Lucas Bb And then it's paradise Dm Bm Right here in Central Park All Dm Abm In one normal Gbm B In-formal E Db A One normal Doorbell Bb Ding dong! All Dm Night!